Hello,

I see you in some shoots.
I think you are a hard girl.
I am sure that you love dominate, Punish, subjugate the slaves like me.
I am search and I find hard mistress like you to tell her my dream.
So:
I hope to put me under your golden foot to service him to make you Content and Comfortable to see me kiss, lick, sucks your foot and finger. And slap me by your foot and your hand's. and hoof me by your golden foot my face many time and my ass and compact on my neural and drive me like donkey and bind my neck and drag me like bad dog crawl until I pant after that drag me to bathroom and you [flowers] on my face and in my mouth.
And cleat me to wall and I will receive your strikes more than 100 strikes by your hard big whip in same time I also receive form your bastinado by your cane and Please Please Please don’t stop until the you see my blood.
And again kiss, lick, sucks your foot and finger and in the end kiss and kick your ass and do all you commands and I will do all my best to make you happy and make you feel what the meaning of sexy shiver with soft languet until you finish.

By the way I am dirty slave and I am Troublemaker and Quarrelsome so I like and love Bastinado very much and the Bastinado is part from my dream so if you can make it you are the top of Mountain and I want form you to make me feel what the meaning of Bastinado form me with out sound and from you with out mercy I want Bastinado until I am crying like baby and children {this is Challenged to you}

If possible can you convert my dream to true?

So if you do it I will put you on my head and I will do all thing's you wants in this live forever because you made my live good and happy and change my impossible dear live and true.

So I thank you before and I am waiting your answer in few futures

Thank your kind
Tank you

That was painful just to read. You should get paid to read such drivel.

Reminds me of Me Talk Pretty One Day, Domina.

I wonder what "compact on my neural" is supposed to mean. Sit on my face? Slap my face? Give me a lobotomy with a monkey wrench?

Reverently,

Étienne

Hey, you promised that you would not post that

Yikes, that was more painful than six of your best; almost.

Lol. Ridiculous!

Hmmmmm.....renting maybe challenging.

That really WAS painful to read! LOL

I'll take, "Things that I've read that have actually made me dumber" for five hundred please Alex.

Dear Domina Irene,

With all due respect ...

Is that message supposed to be an early April Fool's prank? It's unreal ... totally unreal.

Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers and Very Respectfully,

surferdoc

Agreed!

And again kiss, lick, sucks your foot and finger and in the end kiss and kick your ass and do all you commands and I will do all my best to make you happy and make you feel what the meaning of sexy shiver with soft languet until you finish.

I must read that book - thanks for the link!

Ms Irene

LOL

Indeed!

You think?

Worse than Manilow and Lightfoot even? Worse than Charlene?

Nah - nothing you read can make you dumb. LOL

It was interesting enough to post and I had a good laugh.
Here is one from another eager ~supplicant~. LOL
BTW - I never answer these. I am sure they are sent to thousands of Ladies irregardless of the interests posted on Their websites.

I am 25, male from Iran, smart, height 174 cm
weight 65 kgs .I want my mistress to be clean, and financially sound.
I am very crazy of fat girls and middle aged women for their beautiful legs, thais, buttocks...
I always feel that the god should have made me slave to a beautiful woman.If so I would be at her legs for my life long.There will be no greater fortune for me. So wimen who would like to have a smart and young guy as a slave at your legs please e-mail to my email address.
Once you are my mistress, I will do anything you say (specialy i like to smell your ass 24 hours)in sex or anything else.I think I am usefull for middle aged women who are alone. Surely you will be happy with me as I will sit at your legs and pay attention like a dog...I will press your legs...I will clean your footwear,......I will wash your bras and panties....and more anything you order, I will do with glad which even the servents in your house dont do for you. You can slap me kick me as you wish for time pass or if I do mistake. hope that one day will come and my life only continues only when i drink from ur pisses & eat only from ur [flowers]. i think this will gives me a perfect life without any sickness and towards that i will be ur thing even i cant dare and say ur salve, we all of us are things nothing more than that in front of YOU, and what will my job be in ur castle ?i only be waiting in the bathroom only waiting for u to put ur lovely [flowers] in front of me .first i by my tough if u let me i will wipe ur humble ass then when u leaves i watch your [flowers] to see if there is something in it and i see if there is any change of color in it and if the taste is changing, so if any of these happens then i will call your dr. just to tell him that there is something in ur stomach which is not good so we can fix it very soon, so that u want be in trouble all your life. At the end i just want to thanks u for this site and hope that u some day will send me a picture of Ur [flowers].
So I will be totally submissive to you.acctually then i shall you property and you can use me in any we that you want. and also you can sold me to other mistress and gain by your trade. but when you obtain me you must fright me from Iran to your home. then i am your asset
So if any women wants me please e-mail

Most definitely! LOL

LOL! a weeeeeeee bit

I see you,
in some. {Shoots.}
I think you are a hard girl.
I am sure that you love,
dominate,
Punish,
subjugate
the slaves like me.
I am, Search.
And I find --
Hard mistress like you.
To tell her? My dream.
So:
I hope to.
Put me under your golden foot.
To service him.
To make you Content and Comfortable --
To see me
kiss, lick,
{sucks your foot and finger}
And slap me by your foot
and your hands.
And hoof me by your golden foot, my face
Many, time and my ass and compact
On my neural and
Drive me like, "Donkey!"
And bind my neck
And drag me like
"Bad dog!"
Crawl until I pant.
After that drag me to --
"Bathroom." And you [flowers] on my face and in my mouth.
And cleat me to: "Wall."
And I will receive your strikes.
More than 100 strikes by your hard, big whip in, same time.
I also receive form.
Your bastinado.
By your cane and
-Please Please Please don’t stop until the you see my blood-
And again kiss, lick
{sucks your foot and finger} and in the end
kiss and kick your ass and
Do all.
You.
Commands.
And I will do
All my best
To make you happy and make you feel
... what?
The meaning of sexy,
shiver, with soft languet
until
you
finish.

----

"By the way, I am dirty, slave."
And I am
Troublemaker and Quarrelsome,
so I like and love.
Bastinado. Very much.
And the Bastinado is part.
From my dream: "So if you can make it, you are the top."
Of Mountain
and I want.
Form you: To make me feel -- what?
The meaning of.
Bastinado.
Form me, with out sound.
And from you, with out mercy.
I want.
Bastinado.
Until I am crying like baby and children
[This is Challenged.
"To you."]

----

If possible, can you convert:
My dream to "true?"

So if you do it
I will
put you on my head.
And I will
do all things. You. {Wants.} In this.
Live forever, because you made my ...
Live good and happy and change my impossible, Dear.
Live. And true.

So I thank you. Before
and I am
Waiting.
Your answer,
in few ... futures.

Thank your kind.

-- Tank You

That's just bloody awful! Poetry should never be typed with one hand.

Totally awful!

I cracked myself up rearranging it. Reminded me of some truly bad open mic poetry nights I've seen.

Dear MISTRESS Irene Boss,

i received YOUR e-mail message yesterday morning (by now a couple of days ago; sorry about the delay - really i am) and IMMEDIATELY (well, at that time it was IMMEDIATE !) obeyed YOUR COMMAND (i.e., about Tweeter). i was so delightedly surprised - thank YOU so very much MISTRESS! i really do wish to both learn and to practice OBEYING YOU. Someday, hopefully after YOU train me as YOU (hopefully might) wish, perhaps i can truly and fully dedicate my small life to YOU. YOU are truly WONDEROUS and MAGNIFICENT and FULLY MERIT WORSHIP !!! Please MISTRESS, i beg YOU, please make me YOUR property.

There are so many things i would like to tell YOU about myself so as to make myself really and completely vulnerable to YOU; that is, so that i can at least begin to give YOU TOTAL CONTROL of me, really and completely. i confess, i simply cannot submit soon enough nor completely enough to fulfill my ardent desires to submit to YOU and to willingly, completely, sincerely and, yes, even religiously become YOUR property absolutely. i tried to send a message to YOU earlier today via Twitter, but the format for it allowed me to write a message with a maximum of only 140 letters, so that message was but a small part of what I first wrote – most of which is now included here.

By the way, I am now 69 years of age. Unfortunately, i have been "forced" into retirement (i was a Technical Writer, but i also worked for several years as an Electronics Technician, several as a Semiconductor Engineer, and several as a Computer Programmer, even though my formal education was to the Master’s level with a double major in Psychology and in Philosophy). Unfortunately, i do not have income beyond SSI - approximately $1651.00 per month. i have therefore been trying to make money in the stock market in the meantime, but it is currently (and has been for some time by now) a very difficult market. If i ever do "make it," perhaps YOU'LL physically take COMPLETE AND TOTAL CONTROL of me then and allow me to become YOUR slave in the market. i think of YOU often and long for a time when YOU (hopefully) will take me – as, i am certain, YOU very well know exactly how. What i mean is, i know that YOU are truly DOMINANT and i know that YOU know that i am truly submissive. There is simply no way i could possibly resist YOU - if YOU should ever want to take COMPLETE OWNERSHIP of me, it shall, of course, then become so. i, naturally, unavoidably and irresistibly await YOUR COMMANDS. Such is, hopefully, my destiny.
Longing for YOUR DOMINATION and TOTAL CONTROL, i remain …
Sincerely and willingly YOUR,
slave
P.S.
i apologize for the delay of this message. It is as though the fates were against me. First Twitter would not permit me to send the full message, then my modem would not connect me to the internet! But here finally, it is – please, PLEASE MISTRESS, i beg you, i beseech YOU, i sincerely implore YOU to take me as YOUR property. i am so very willing to submit completely to YOU. May THE GODDESS and THE POWER be with YOU now and always MISTRESS.

i am a 45 yo white male slave,been serving as a sub for 15+years; LIVE IN NEW JERSEY--would like to SERVE YOU--EITHER MARCH 15, 16,17,18 OR 19 ? with YOUR inquisitive,imaginative &leading edge,style of domination & role-playing, not to mention YOUR extremely fine quality of photos, i hope to suggest a few areas of servitude, that may interest YOU? if i have YOUR permission? 1. upon my arrival, at YOUR dungeon, after prostrating myself, at YOUR REGAL FEET, demonstrating my submissiveness to YOU, by being allowed to kiss them; then flipping over onto my back, being commanded by YOUR enchanting & provocative cliche'--"OPEN, SWALLOW,LICK"---thereby quenching my initial thirst for YOUR GOLDEN WINE. 2. then, filling up a water-gun, with YOUR previous collection of YOUR SWEET WINE, from a large cont! ainer,& then presented to YOU, to further, shoot YOUR HOT WINE into my mouth; 3. to be holder of a new record , of imbibing the largest amount of YOUR GOLDEN WINE,in a 1-hour session; perhaps, some count of a measured container would qualify? 4. to slowly remove YOUR thigh-high stockings, with my lips, as i cover YOUR newly unveiled silky skin, with gentle kisses, all the way down, to YOUR tasty toes; 5. as YOU peruse a Victoria secret's & Fredericks of Hollywood catalog, circling items that meet YOUR fancy, i am commanded to worship,massage with lotions, YOUR sexy feet & thighs; 6. all thru the session, i experience from YOU, face-slappings, water-gun shots, direct from YOUR WARM FOUNTAIN the commands--"OPEN SWALLOW,LICK"--, and, long drools of YOUR sweet saliva, to re-invigorate me; 7. to maintain my energies, since i gain my sustenance from YOUR body, YOU feed me food ( grapes, ban! anas, etc.) from between YOUR tasty toes, & chewed & spitted , AFTER BEING FLAVORED by YOUR SWEET SALIVA, into my awaiting mouth; 8. if YOU would enjoy,allowing me to put YOUR STRAP-ON PENIS, to YOUR sexy waist, & give YOU French; 12. if i may add one item for this or future sessions, having me spread-eagled restrained, as YOU shave my groin area clean & bare. 13. at any time during the session, if YOU care to tease me with the sensual,sexy, & tasty aromas, of YOUR sweet pussy juices, by sticking YOUR regal finger in to YOUR royal orifice,& then wiping the WET pussy juice across my mustache, for me to INHALE, YOUR commanding erotic scents; & perhaps, after the session is over, if i have pleased YOU, then as a parting remembrance of serving YOU, another wet,juicy swipe across my mustache, for me to carry YOUR invigorating scent with me ,all day /nite., till our next session! ? 14. if i may serve as YOUR MISTRESS pay-toilet, whereby, any MISTRESS appears at YOUR dungeon,before, during, or after our session, then ,with YOUR permission, i would open my mouth as their toilet, & swallow(flush) their GOLDEN WINE, perhaps, then lick dry (toilet tissue), then PAY MISTRESSES #20.00 as THEIR pay-toilet; i await YOUR COMMANDS! YOUR very thirsty slave, steve

Dear Mistress, I am sending you my letter with great pleasure. Few nights ago I saw the ads of many mistresses. I was very impressed with it cos I never knew that something like that even exist. 24/7 is something very atractive. Deep inside I can find my self there... Anyway, I am Marko. I am 22 years old. Dark brown hair, light brown eyes, athletic body type, nice face (I think..lol) etc. It may sound a little strange but I need some sorth of help. You see I am just a person who has ambitions. My life wish is to become a movie director. My profession is computer animation...comertialsand sorth of. But in my country we have a very bad situation. And I have no one outside. So I am ready to become a slave (cos one part of me enjoy to be under the femdom (no stuffs with males and bone breaking)), and only thing that I need for it are papers for garanty or wife. If there is a contract I would like to fill it. You know some period of time ..year or two...whatever. It would be good that I have my free time (5 or 6) hours to do my computer practise (animation is a hard stuff) and place to be (as a slave 24/7). I am not shamed to do licking, under the golden water, whiping, trampling, chains, whiping, lick boots and shoes, pantyies, cross dressing... Even I can do some comertial stuffs for you my Mistress. This may be stupid but I have no choise. When I become a movie director I would be able to do more. I need help. I am ready to become a srevant and your own property, dog that likes your heels...cos I like it and I need someone. If you are unable to help me or you dont need a 24/7 or man, please tell me where should I search. Please mistress........ When you send me reply I ll send you my pictures.................... Your loyal servant and friend from Yugoslavia PS: I dont mind a lesbians and to became even a srevant of your female servent