Hello,

I see you in some shoots.
I think you are a hard girl.
I am sure that you love dominate, Punish, subjugate the slaves like me.
I am search and I find hard mistress like you to tell her my dream.
So:
I hope to put me under your golden foot to service him to make you Content and Comfortable to see me kiss, lick, sucks your foot and finger. And slap me by your foot and your hand's. and hoof me by your golden foot my face many time and my ass and compact on my neural and drive me like donkey and bind my neck and drag me like bad dog crawl until I pant after that drag me to bathroom and you [flowers] on my face and in my mouth.
And cleat me to wall and I will receive your strikes more than 100 strikes by your hard big whip in same time I also receive form your bastinado by your cane and Please Please Please don’t stop until the you see my blood.
And again kiss, lick, sucks your foot and finger and in the end kiss and kick your ass and do all you commands and I will do all my best to make you happy and make you feel what the meaning of sexy shiver with soft languet until you finish.

By the way I am dirty slave and I am Troublemaker and Quarrelsome so I like and love Bastinado very much and the Bastinado is part from my dream so if you can make it you are the top of Mountain and I want form you to make me feel what the meaning of Bastinado form me with out sound and from you with out mercy I want Bastinado until I am crying like baby and children {this is Challenged to you}

If possible can you convert my dream to true?

So if you do it I will put you on my head and I will do all thing's you wants in this live forever because you made my live good and happy and change my impossible dear live and true.

So I thank you before and I am waiting your answer in few futures

Thank your kind
Tank you

That was painful just to read. You should get paid to read such drivel.

Reminds me of Me Talk Pretty One Day, Domina.

I wonder what "compact on my neural" is supposed to mean. Sit on my face? Slap my face? Give me a lobotomy with a monkey wrench?

Reverently,

Étienne

Hey, you promised that you would not post that

Yikes, that was more painful than six of your best; almost.

Lol. Ridiculous!

Hmmmmm.....renting maybe challenging.

That really WAS painful to read! LOL

I'll take, "Things that I've read that have actually made me dumber" for five hundred please Alex.

Dear Domina Irene,

With all due respect ...

Is that message supposed to be an early April Fool's prank? It's unreal ... totally unreal.

Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers and Very Respectfully,

surferdoc

Agreed!

And again kiss, lick, sucks your foot and finger and in the end kiss and kick your ass and do all you commands and I will do all my best to make you happy and make you feel what the meaning of sexy shiver with soft languet until you finish.

I must read that book - thanks for the link!

Ms Irene

LOL

Indeed!

You think?

Worse than Manilow and Lightfoot even? Worse than Charlene?

Nah - nothing you read can make you dumb. LOL

It was interesting enough to post and I had a good laugh.
Here is one from another eager ~supplicant~. LOL
BTW - I never answer these. I am sure they are sent to thousands of Ladies irregardless of the interests posted on Their websites.

I am 25, male from Iran, smart, height 174 cm
weight 65 kgs .I want my mistress to be clean, and financially sound.
I am very crazy of fat girls and middle aged women for their beautiful legs, thais, buttocks...
I always feel that the god should have made me slave to a beautiful woman.If so I would be at her legs for my life long.There will be no greater fortune for me. So wimen who would like to have a smart and young guy as a slave at your legs please e-mail to my email address.
Once you are my mistress, I will do anything you say (specialy i like to smell your ass 24 hours)in sex or anything else.I think I am usefull for middle aged women who are alone. Surely you will be happy with me as I will sit at your legs and pay attention like a dog...I will press your legs...I will clean your footwear,......I will wash your bras and panties....and more anything you order, I will do with glad which even the servents in your house dont do for you. You can slap me kick me as you wish for time pass or if I do mistake. hope that one day will come and my life only continues only when i drink from ur pisses & eat only from ur [flowers]. i think this will gives me a perfect life without any sickness and towards that i will be ur thing even i cant dare and say ur salve, we all of us are things nothing more than that in front of YOU, and what will my job be in ur castle ?i only be waiting in the bathroom only waiting for u to put ur lovely [flowers] in front of me .first i by my tough if u let me i will wipe ur humble ass then when u leaves i watch your [flowers] to see if there is something in it and i see if there is any change of color in it and if the taste is changing, so if any of these happens then i will call your dr. just to tell him that there is something in ur stomach which is not good so we can fix it very soon, so that u want be in trouble all your life. At the end i just want to thanks u for this site and hope that u some day will send me a picture of Ur [flowers].
So I will be totally submissive to you.acctually then i shall you property and you can use me in any we that you want. and also you can sold me to other mistress and gain by your trade. but when you obtain me you must fright me from Iran to your home. then i am your asset
So if any women wants me please e-mail

Most definitely! LOL

LOL! a weeeeeeee bit

I see you,
in some. {Shoots.}
I think you are a hard girl.
I am sure that you love,
dominate,
Punish,
subjugate
the slaves like me.
I am, Search.
And I find --
Hard mistress like you.
To tell her? My dream.
So:
I hope to.
Put me under your golden foot.
To service him.
To make you Content and Comfortable --
To see me
kiss, lick,
{sucks your foot and finger}
And slap me by your foot
and your hands.
And hoof me by your golden foot, my face
Many, time and my ass and compact
On my neural and
Drive me like, "Donkey!"
And bind my neck
And drag me like
"Bad dog!"
Crawl until I pant.
After that drag me to --
"Bathroom." And you [flowers] on my face and in my mouth.
And cleat me to: "Wall."
And I will receive your strikes.
More than 100 strikes by your hard, big whip in, same time.
I also receive form.
Your bastinado.
By your cane and
-Please Please Please don’t stop until the you see my blood-
And again kiss, lick
{sucks your foot and finger} and in the end
kiss and kick your ass and
Do all.
You.
Commands.
And I will do
All my best
To make you happy and make you feel
... what?
The meaning of sexy,
shiver, with soft languet
until
you
finish.

----

"By the way, I am dirty, slave."
And I am
Troublemaker and Quarrelsome,
so I like and love.
Bastinado. Very much.
And the Bastinado is part.
From my dream: "So if you can make it, you are the top."
Of Mountain
and I want.
Form you: To make me feel -- what?
The meaning of.
Bastinado.
Form me, with out sound.
And from you, with out mercy.
I want.
Bastinado.
Until I am crying like baby and children
[This is Challenged.
"To you."]

----

If possible, can you convert:
My dream to "true?"

So if you do it
I will
put you on my head.
And I will
do all things. You. {Wants.} In this.
Live forever, because you made my ...
Live good and happy and change my impossible, Dear.
Live. And true.

So I thank you. Before
and I am
Waiting.
Your answer,
in few ... futures.

Thank your kind.

-- Tank You

That's just bloody awful! Poetry should never be typed with one hand.

Totally awful!

I cracked myself up rearranging it. Reminded me of some truly bad open mic poetry nights I've seen.

Dear MISTRESS Irene Boss,

i received YOUR e-mail message yesterday morning (by now a couple of days ago; sorry about the delay - really i am) and IMMEDIATELY (well, at that time it was IMMEDIATE !) obeyed YOUR COMMAND (i.e., about Tweeter). i was so delightedly surprised - thank YOU so very much MISTRESS! i really do wish to both learn and to practice OBEYING YOU. Someday, hopefully after YOU train me as YOU (hopefully might) wish, perhaps i can truly and fully dedicate my small life to YOU. YOU are truly WONDEROUS and MAGNIFICENT and FULLY MERIT WORSHIP !!! Please MISTRESS, i beg YOU, please make me YOUR property.

There are so many things i would like to tell YOU about myself so as to make myself really and completely vulnerable to YOU; that is, so that i can at least begin to give YOU TOTAL CONTROL of me, really and completely. i confess, i simply cannot submit soon enough nor completely enough to fulfill my ardent desires to submit to YOU and to willingly, completely, sincerely and, yes, even religiously become YOUR property absolutely. i tried to send a message to YOU earlier today via Twitter, but the format for it allowed me to write a message with a maximum of only 140 letters, so that message was but a small part of what I first wrote – most of which is now included here.

By the way, I am now 69 years of age. Unfortunately, i have been "forced" into retirement (i was a Technical Writer, but i also worked for several years as an Electronics Technician, several as a Semiconductor Engineer, and several as a Computer Programmer, even though my formal education was to the Master’s level with a double major in Psychology and in Philosophy). Unfortunately, i do not have income beyond SSI - approximately $1651.00 per month. i have therefore been trying to make money in the stock market in the meantime, but it is currently (and has been for some time by now) a very difficult market. If i ever do "make it," perhaps YOU'LL physically take COMPLETE AND TOTAL CONTROL of me then and allow me to become YOUR slave in the market. i think of YOU often and long for a time when YOU (hopefully) will take me – as, i am certain, YOU very well know exactly how. What i mean is, i know that YOU are truly DOMINANT and i know that YOU know that i am truly submissive. There is simply no way i could possibly resist YOU - if YOU should ever want to take COMPLETE OWNERSHIP of me, it shall, of course, then become so. i, naturally, unavoidably and irresistibly await YOUR COMMANDS. Such is, hopefully, my destiny.
Longing for YOUR DOMINATION and TOTAL CONTROL, i remain …
Sincerely and willingly YOUR,
slave
P.S.
i apologize for the delay of this message. It is as though the fates were against me. First Twitter would not permit me to send the full message, then my modem would not connect me to the internet! But here finally, it is – please, PLEASE MISTRESS, i beg you, i beseech YOU, i sincerely implore YOU to take me as YOUR property. i am so very willing to submit completely to YOU. May THE GODDESS and THE POWER be with YOU now and always MISTRESS.

i am a 45 yo white male slave,been serving as a sub for 15+years; LIVE IN NEW JERSEY--would like to SERVE YOU--EITHER MARCH 15, 16,17,18 OR 19 ? with YOUR inquisitive,imaginative &leading edge,style of domination & role-playing, not to mention YOUR extremely fine quality of photos, i hope to suggest a few areas of servitude, that may interest YOU? if i have YOUR permission? 1. upon my arrival, at YOUR dungeon, after prostrating myself, at YOUR REGAL FEET, demonstrating my submissiveness to YOU, by being allowed to kiss them; then flipping over onto my back, being commanded by YOUR enchanting & provocative cliche'--"OPEN, SWALLOW,LICK"---thereby quenching my initial thirst for YOUR GOLDEN WINE. 2. then, filling up a water-gun, with YOUR previous collection of YOUR SWEET WINE, from a large cont! ainer,& then presented to YOU, to further, shoot YOUR HOT WINE into my mouth; 3. to be holder of a new record , of imbibing the largest amount of YOUR GOLDEN WINE,in a 1-hour session; perhaps, some count of a measured container would qualify? 4. to slowly remove YOUR thigh-high stockings, with my lips, as i cover YOUR newly unveiled silky skin, with gentle kisses, all the way down, to YOUR tasty toes; 5. as YOU peruse a Victoria secret's & Fredericks of Hollywood catalog, circling items that meet YOUR fancy, i am commanded to worship,massage with lotions, YOUR sexy feet & thighs; 6. all thru the session, i experience from YOU, face-slappings, water-gun shots, direct from YOUR WARM FOUNTAIN the commands--"OPEN SWALLOW,LICK"--, and, long drools of YOUR sweet saliva, to re-invigorate me; 7. to maintain my energies, since i gain my sustenance from YOUR body, YOU feed me food ( grapes, ban! anas, etc.) from between YOUR tasty toes, & chewed & spitted , AFTER BEING FLAVORED by YOUR SWEET SALIVA, into my awaiting mouth; 8. if YOU would enjoy,allowing me to put YOUR STRAP-ON PENIS, to YOUR sexy waist, & give YOU French; 12. if i may add one item for this or future sessions, having me spread-eagled restrained, as YOU shave my groin area clean & bare. 13. at any time during the session, if YOU care to tease me with the sensual,sexy, & tasty aromas, of YOUR sweet pussy juices, by sticking YOUR regal finger in to YOUR royal orifice,& then wiping the WET pussy juice across my mustache, for me to INHALE, YOUR commanding erotic scents; & perhaps, after the session is over, if i have pleased YOU, then as a parting remembrance of serving YOU, another wet,juicy swipe across my mustache, for me to carry YOUR invigorating scent with me ,all day /nite., till our next session! ? 14. if i may serve as YOUR MISTRESS pay-toilet, whereby, any MISTRESS appears at YOUR dungeon,before, during, or after our session, then ,with YOUR permission, i would open my mouth as their toilet, & swallow(flush) their GOLDEN WINE, perhaps, then lick dry (toilet tissue), then PAY MISTRESSES #20.00 as THEIR pay-toilet; i await YOUR COMMANDS! YOUR very thirsty slave, steve

Dear Mistress, I am sending you my letter with great pleasure. Few nights ago I saw the ads of many mistresses. I was very impressed with it cos I never knew that something like that even exist. 24/7 is something very atractive. Deep inside I can find my self there... Anyway, I am Marko. I am 22 years old. Dark brown hair, light brown eyes, athletic body type, nice face (I think..lol) etc. It may sound a little strange but I need some sorth of help. You see I am just a person who has ambitions. My life wish is to become a movie director. My profession is computer animation...comertialsand sorth of. But in my country we have a very bad situation. And I have no one outside. So I am ready to become a slave (cos one part of me enjoy to be under the femdom (no stuffs with males and bone breaking)), and only thing that I need for it are papers for garanty or wife. If there is a contract I would like to fill it. You know some period of time ..year or two...whatever. It would be good that I have my free time (5 or 6) hours to do my computer practise (animation is a hard stuff) and place to be (as a slave 24/7). I am not shamed to do licking, under the golden water, whiping, trampling, chains, whiping, lick boots and shoes, pantyies, cross dressing... Even I can do some comertial stuffs for you my Mistress. This may be stupid but I have no choise. When I become a movie director I would be able to do more. I need help. I am ready to become a srevant and your own property, dog that likes your heels...cos I like it and I need someone. If you are unable to help me or you dont need a 24/7 or man, please tell me where should I search. Please mistress........ When you send me reply I ll send you my pictures.................... Your loyal servant and friend from Yugoslavia PS: I dont mind a lesbians and to became even a srevant of your female servent

I am a very nice person. I am a very shy guy. I have never
served or even talked to a real Mistress. I have a particular fantasy that
I would like to come true. It has become my obsession and I have decided to
do everything possible to accomplish it. I have checked your website and I
think you are the perfect Mistress for me and my fantasy.

I would like to serve you in an ultimate session of male slavery. I would
like to serve you as human furniture--sitting chair.

It is not an ordinary session. Have a look at the picture attached where
Mistress Cassandra sits like a Queen on her slave's head. I think the
picture explains everything. I would be quite happy to serve you in that
position. However, I think we can make this even better. I would like to
sit on the floor with my legs stretched-up in front of me and leaning on the
armchair. Ideally, you should have a nice chair where you can remove the
seat part of it. Why do you need a seat where you can use slave's head to
sit on? My head is going to replace the sit part of the armchair. I'd like
to be firmly fastened, tied-up, so I cannot move at all. The best thing
would be if you use the rope and tie me up for the chair. Put the rope
around my chest and waist and around the chair and then tie it up. In this
case my body cannot move at all. You will also tie my hands to the chair
and also somehow my legs together so I cannot move at all. I will be
leaning on the armchair unable to move any part of my body. The only part
of my body that I can move at this stage is my head-but not for too long. I
am now at your disposal and ready to serve you in an ultimate session of
male slavery-Head sitting session.

You'll wear very, very tight soft pants. This is very important when you
sit on my slave's head.

At the beginning of the session you will put in my mouth one of your used
panties specially loaded for this occasion with LOTS OF, LOTS OF, LOTS OF
your Goddess' super good brown staff in them and seal my mouth with them. I
will have a very long time to enjoy their taste and clean them nicely with
my tongue while you enjoy sitting on my head like a Queen. You can also
seal my mouth with a tape. During the session I will breath through my
nose. There are two reasons for this.

I. When you sit on my head I would really like to feel like a REAL, REAL,
REAL SLAVE, SLAVE, SLAVE. Having your Goddess' staff in my mouth while you
are sitting with your full weight on my head will really give me that
feeling.

II. Ideally, you can watch a long movie while you are sitting on my head. I
am looking to serve you for a good 2 hours without any break. You can put a
DVD or a tape with your favorite movie in your player and enjoy it. Prepare
some cold drink nearby on a table where you can reach it with your hand.
Also, very important, use the headphones. In that case, you will not be
able to hear a single voice from me. Since my mouth is overloaded and
sealed with a tape I will not be able to say anything even if I have to. I
WANT TO FEEL LIKE A REAL SLAVE, REAL SLAVE, REAL SLAVE.

I have checked on the web. Man's (slave's) head can hold up to 125 % of his
weight without any problems. I weigh 180 lb, so I should be able to hold
well over 200 lb on my head easily.

When you are ready you will spread your legs over my head and slowly place
your Goddess' bottoms on my poor slave's head. Slowly, you'll place more
and more weight on my head till you feel comfortable in that position. Once
still with all your weight on my head, you'll lift your legs from the ground
and put them on my thighs. In this position all your weight will be on my
head. I hope you have nice and shapely bottoms. You'll indulge yourself in
that position. It will be like the Queen sitting on a slave's head. I'd
like to feel your full weight, every pound of a Mistress sitting on my
slave's head. I'd like to have a long-long-long session-at least 2h without
any break. As time passes I will feel more and more pressure of your weight
on my head. Your Goddess' ASS will press my head more and more. I will
start sweating more and more. My head will start slowly disappearing under
your Goddess' ASS. My neck is going to be smaller and smaller. In the
middle of a session my head will be hardly visible. It will somehow become
part of your Goddess' ASS. If someone watches from outside it will be like
Goddess' sitting on my shoulders with just a little of my head. I will do
everything possible in my slave's world to accommodate you nicely and
provide the perfect chair for your Goddess's bottoms. Even if I need to
tell you something I will not be able to since my mouth will be full of Your
Goddess' staff and also sealed with a tape. Furthermore, you will have
headphones on your ears so even if I make any noise you will not notice it.
When feeling bored have a cold drink. During all this time I'll be trying
to clean your Queen's loaded panties, which you put in my mouth at the
beginning of the session with my tongue. I will chew them and swallow every
single bit of your Goddess' food. The more weight I feel on my head the
happier I will feel. The more I feel as a real slave under the Queen's ASS
the more I will indulge myself. The more pressure, the more weight on my
head the happier I will be to clean your used panties in my mouth. Your
weight on my head will definitely help me to chew your panties better. I
will have a very long time to clean them to perfection. If you prefer, you
can read a nice book or browse a few magazines instead.

I tried this type of session with my girlfriend (ex) about 6 months ago. I
quite enjoyed it. She was largish, 5.8", about 170 lb with very-very
shapely bottoms. This helped a lot during the session to stay still. As the
session progressed my head almost disappeared into her ASS and very soon my
neck was hardly visible. If someone was watching from outside it was like
she was sitting on a body without a head or on a body with a very, very
small head. I was able to accommodate her nicely. I was very happy. The
session did not last very long 10-15 min. I tried it several times.
Unfortunately, she did not allow me to have her panties in my mouth, so I
did not really get that slave's feeling that I am looking for. It is going
to be quite different with the real Mistress. I am sure.

Another thing, I have done some research recently on how much weight is safe
to put on man's head. The results are amazing. According to a few medical
journals, Man's head is very flexible and robust. You can safely place on
your head 1.25 times your own weight. Some researches show that you can
even place on your head twice as much as you weigh. Amazing. This though,
has to be done with caution. Apparently, in some African tribes people
transfer various things by placing them on their heads. The weight they put
on their heads exceeds their own weight by quite a margin. This opens quite
a new world for me. This also explains why I was able to easily accommodate
my girlfriend on my head. I did not have any problems at all. Also, neck
muscle is very powerful and contracts and expands automatically according to
the pressure on the head. That also explains why my head simply disappeared
under my girlfriend's bottoms.

I am sincerely hopping that you will allow me to keep your panties that I
will clean to perfection during 2 h washing and cleaning cycle. If
necessary, I am happy to pay for them.

I have checked your website and I think you are the perfect Mistress for
this session.

I can serve you during weekend (any weekend) at any time. I am looking to
serve you for at least 2 h. If everything works fine, perhaps we can have
regular sessions, something like every weekend. I would be also quite happy
to serve you in this way when you have some guests or at the party or
whenever you'd like to use a chair-my slave's head. I would also be very
happy to serve some of your female friends/guests when they come to see you.
Would you like perhaps to have a permanent slave's head chair? Since the
results from medical journals are very encouraging, I was thinking that
perhaps in a second session I can try to put even more weight on my head. I
do not expect any problems holding you alone. I am sure you can invite one
of your colleagues Mistresses or one of your female friends. I would like
to have the first half (1h) session as usual, holding you on my head. After
1h I'd like somehow that your female friend climbs on the armchair and
slowly sits on your shoulders while still keeping her legs on the arm of the
chair. Then she will lift her legs and place her full weight on your
shoulders and ultimately on me. I will definitely notice the difference in
weight but since I'll have a tape over my mouth I will not be able to speak
at all. You will have headphones so even if I make some growling you will
not hear me at all. This is very important. Remember, that my ultimate
goal in this session is to feel like a real slave. It is very important
that you do not pay any attention on me. Just sit and enjoy. My ultimate
pleasure is the feeling of a real slave under Queen's bottoms. Anyway,
since every part of my body will be firmly fastened and my head will be
under so much weight and I will not be able to say anything and you will be
wearing headphones I have every chance of achieving my goal-having a feeling
of a REAL SLAVE.

hello Mistress my real name is sherif. i am from egypt and my age is 30 year.
you are very very beauty mistress and i like you very much.
my queen in egypt not more mistress and i need mistress stay with me.
my queen i invitation you to visit egypt and you can site seeing egypt.
i want you stay in egypt 4 week.
1- you will stay in cairo 7 days in sheraton hotel
\and we will be visiting all the place in cairo,
the pyramids, the fortress of mohamed ali, cairo tower
and we will take a nile cruise.
2- you will stay in alexandria 7 days in shraton hotel
and we will visiting all place in alexandria too.
3- you will stay in luxor and aswan 7 days in sheraton hotel
and we will visiting all place in luxsor and aswan in luxsor and aswan more place
4-you will stay in sharm elshaik 7 days in sonesta beach resort hotel .
in sharm elshaik we will relaxation.
sharm elshaik most beautiful beach in the world.
and you can diving and sea trips......
my queen i want three houre sission evryday and i want
two mistress i mean you and your friend mistress . my queen
i will pay all expenses, flight expenses, internal flight expenses,
meals expenses and hotels expenses.
for you and your friend mistress. REMARKS:::
all hotel is 5 star hotel and firist class planes.
my queen if you can come to egypt i will be happy and
i will give you happy too. please mistress email me if
you can come to egypt. and tell me how much you want
in one day by usa dollar? and how much i will pay for
your friend by usa dollar in one day too?
your slave sherif

hello dear friend , I apologize for disturbing You, but I'm writing to You, because I did read Your yahoo profile , and seems You are the kind of Domina I have been seeking to help Me with a matter I am dealing with , I am offering an excellent no-limits slave I can not keep anymore , as I had to relocate to a new country, You can do with him as You see fit , no-limits, I hope it will be of Your interest, right now he is located in Mexico (I moved from Mexico to Belgium), but of course he is 100% relocatable, he is 26 yrs old , mexican , around 5'11'' tall , and is very well trained in many things , specially in enduring very savage tortures specially heavy brutal whippings, as I am extremely sadistic, also trained in full toilet slavery, foot/shoe & body worship, extreme dehumanization, as well as heavy humiliation//degradation , and will serve his new Mistress without hesitation . he has been completelly deprived of any human rights , and taken into deep real slavery to the point of being considered only as an object for his Mistress use, which means he is not allowed any limits , and You can use him as You see fit, his life will be Yours to do with him as You want, but even so , he is a very intelligent man , speaks Spanish, English and some French, and he is even used to serve lesbian Mistresses , (I'm lesbian Myself) so he will offer absolute servitude with absolutely no limitations to You. he also can be used to be rented at clubs to other Dommes for making money for his Mistress , so he is VERY profitable , I always got very good money from him this way, or can be used by his Mistress to release Her anger on him . he is not branded at all , so You can place Your brand on him if You so desire. And of course this is not a commercial deal, or will ask for money in any way, I do this only because I need to relocate him , if this interests You, please reply to Me by mail. thank You

THE GLORY AND THE HONOUR JUST FOR YOU ASS SMELL THE GREAT QUEEN THE GREAT EMPRESS

as mean slave and serf live just for worshiping your holy ass smell i promise i never stop to worshiping or pleasing your holy feet smell since the first time i sse your holy program i can do any thing in all my live but worshiping your holy feet smell and your holy ass smell please blieve me but it,s top secret because the reactionary people here will never accept me alive if any one feel or sence that i worship woman and amirican woman the problem will be great they will kill me so your army must victory so i can talking and broadcasting i worshiping this woman will naked my self and bow down to beg hre mercy and forgive me and smell her holy feet and her holy ass smell always the glory just for your holy feet smell that i miss to kiss and to smell the obedient slave and serf for your holy feet smell abdullah al fares

Respected Mistress, I am a sort of guy who is discovering himself.Feet attracts me but I have neither sexed with any female nor have the privilege of going near the feet.From a distance I watch the feet of females and a surge of getting closer to them sometimes makes me like an uncontrolable desire. I don't have a big heart to say to any female that I want to bring my nose close to her feet for inhailing the smell coming out of them.I cannot say that I want to sniff her feet. Watching females in stilettoes also drives me crazy. Can you calculate what's on my mind and is it possible for you to consider my case as I sound strange. I am looking forward to receive a detailed letter from your side.

Okay. I safeword. Yes it is more than enough.

I do have a lot more you know...
More is more said the Sadist to the masochist?

I have heard and felt that saying before. A number of times.

Thanks Irene as this is some of the funniest shat I have read in some time. I laughed till I cried and then forced myself to laugh even more!! My favorite though has to be "Tank You" because at least he was polite in his exit. Don't these cats know that less is more?? Funny, funny stuff!!


SC

Hello Madame, I was wondering if you (and your friends) would like to fart very loudly on my nose. I've had a female fart fetish since I was 4 years old. I used to look up Ladies skirts and slap them on the bottom and then run away. Then, I happened to be behind one of them in the queue for an ice cream and she recognised me. She then let off the loudest fart I had ever heard, about an inch from nose. I wonder what she's doing now. Still farting I hope. What do think of my fetish? Your bottom looks as thought it wants to fart on my face. Please email back.

I am 34, 6"2, 190 lbs white male. I absolutely adore dominant woman. You are an absolute goddess! I would like to request a session with you. I had the following in mind for a session. I will leave paragraphs for you to add on some of your ideas in your reply: I would like the session to start with bondage, me being naked, and yourself in black, tight lingerie. Tie my arms and feet tightly with rope or leather restraints while I am lying on a bondage table or a bondage chair ( my preference as I can observe the session better) Make sure I cannot escape! Place a hood over my head. Now that I am immobile, the only two moving parts that I have is my tongue and cock. The whole object of the session is to please you.... Tie a rope around the base of my balls, then around my cock, pull the knot slowly tighter till all 8 inches of my cock is erect and upright, then pull a little tighter even... - this is your toy for the rest of the session..... Please imagine what you would like to do with your slave's cock to please yourself. Let me worship and massage different parts of your body with my tongue and cock as sensually as possible - your are in control, so decide where you want them to go. When I resist, put a gag in my mouth, then continue. I expect to explode and cum a number of times during the session. Untie my cock and retie till it is erect again, and start all over. I want to be exhausted after the session! Let me know what some of your ideas are..... I prefer early am ( 10-12). Looking forward to hearing from you. Gary

Gee Irene, did you know this about yourself?? I would tend to think one would actually have to talk to the booty to know if it wants to fart on one's face? Isn't that just too hard to read from pics or vids?? Amazingly good stuff again as the hits just keep on coming!!

SC

Hi Maam, I'm not sure you can help, and I'm new to all of this so please forgive my naivete' I have a particular fantasy that I am interested in fulfilling, but I don't think it falls under any of your categories. What I would like to do is worship a woman's ass in panties. A little bit of gas would be a terrific bonus. If you could tell me where I could possibly find this type of service I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you in advance for your time.

i would love to listen in on that phone call. If his writing is as good as his conversation skills that would be one funny call.

WHY THROW AWAY YOUR USED TAMPONS ? YOU CAN USE THEM TO FORCE YOUR PERIODS ON A MALE SLAVE SERVANT MAN USING THEM FOR WHAT THEY WERE MEANT TO BE USED FOR TO FUCK UP HIS LIFE, TOO WITH YOUR PERIODS BEING FORCED ON HIM. I'm looking to purchase your used tampons if you have some available. $3.00 per used pussy pop sucker and I'll have the responsibility of buying your box of unused TAMPAX TAMPONS. Need to know HOW MANY and flow cycle time and address to send cash flow to. Your hopeful cunt flow absorbant period slave servant. Can you or will you allow and tolerate my being free from having your periods being forced on me now that your womanhood has caught up with me and found out about me and very dam confident that YOU HAVE ME RIGHT BY MY CUNT HOLE MOUTH to use your feminine cock stick missels to launch an attack on it and start TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS AND GIVING ME THE BUSINESS WITH YOUR WOMANHOOD. Your hopeful love used tampon slave servant of your womanhood, BOB

Given the messages you've been posting, Domina, that limit is sounding better and better!

Respectfully,

Étienne

Ooohhhh - lookie, fire play. Perhaps we can "be friends". Yah.

Masochist Seeking Extremely Sadistic Mistress I am interested in having a session with you. Please contact me and indicate which activities you will perform with me, which activities you will consider performing with me, and which activities you will not perform with me. There is nothing in the world that I would cherish more than being your full-time slave. If that is out of the question, maybe we can be friends. I am seeking an enormously sadistic woman who enjoys nothing more than to inflict as much pain as she can upon a male. I prefer to be blindfolded and gagged before our session begins. I like having my ass, cock, and balls beaten and tortured. I have shaved off all of my pubic hair so my dick and my balls are completely bald and hairless. This should make it much easier to torture my cock and balls. I like to have my ass beaten until it is bloody and entirely covered with dark purple bruises and welts. I like to be brutally and savagely fucked in the ass by a woman with a strap-on dildo. I would like to try having electro-play performed upon my cock & balls and asshole. By liberally coating my cock & balls & asshole with baby oil it should strengthen the amount of electrical current flowing through my cock & balls & asshole thereby increasing the pain tenfold. I like to be used as a human toilet having a woman pee in my mouth and demanding that I swallow her pee. Likewise I like having a woman [flowers] in my mouth and commanding me to swallow her [flowers]. I am infatuated with a womans ass and I yearn to lick the crack of a womans ass and her asshole and to suck on her asshole and bite the cheeks of her ass. I like to lick and suck a womans pee-hole also. I even like a woman to fart into my mouth while I am sucking on her asshole. You can even tie me over a spanking bench and methodically burn my ass cheeks with the hot glowing tip of a cigarette or cigar. You can also drip hot wax from a burning candle on the tender flesh of my dick and balls until they are both completely encased with hot wax. You could also stick straight pins into my ass cheeks or my dick and balls making them into human pin cushions. I also enjoy have ice cubes inserted into my asshole while at the same time the woman wraps toilet paper around my dick and balls and then sets the toilet paper on fire. You can also place folds of toilet paper over the cheeks of my ass taking care to insert some of the toilet paper into my asshole as well and then set the toilet paper on fire. You can also gag and tie me spread-eagled on the floor and then scotch-tape small firecrackers around the circumference of my cock (top, underside, and both sides) and place another small fire cracker on my left ball and another small firecracker on my right ball and then light the firecrackers and watch the dazzling fireworks spectacle. Then you can reverse my position tying me spread-eagled on my stomach. Then you can scotch-tape two small firecrackers to my left ass cheek and two more small firecrackers to my right ass cheek and stick another small firecracker into my asshole and then light the firecrackers and watch the dazzling fireworks spectacle. You can also gag me and tie me spread-eagled on the floor and then wrap a length of barbed-wire completely around the circumference of my cock from the very base of my dick to the very tip of my dick. Likewise, wrap another length of barbed-wire around my balls several times. Then you can set down and pull upon both sets of barbed wires stretching and pulling and extending my cock and balls from my body while at the same time the barbs on the wires dig into the tender and sensitive flesh of my dick and balls, causing both my cock and my balls to bleed from the puncture wounds caused by the barbs. I hope you will reply.

Holy fuck! Where was this guy on the fourth of July?!?

Extreme Masochist in Ohio Seeks Extreme Sadistic Mistress to serve as her personal slave 24/7 in a serious long-term relationship. I am also willing to do household chores in exchange for a free session with the mistress. If you only want to get together occasionally to play together, that is fine also. I am a free spirit who will say yes to anything so a mistress can do anything she desires to me!! I keep my pubic region shaved so that my cock & balls are completely bald and hairless. Interests: [Inhumane Cock & Ball Torture: needles through my dick, BB Gun pistol shot against my dick & balls at least 200 times, Electrical Play on my cock & balls, Hot Wax on my dick & balls, the mistress can scotch-tape a small firecracker to my dick setting it off causing a deep burn in the tender sensitive flesh of my dick where the firecracker was lying and charring the rest of my dick black from the heat and fire caused by the explosion. Likewise the mistress can scotch-tape small firecrackers to my ass cheeks and set them off also. The mistress can wrap my cock & balls with barbed- wire and then jerk & pull on the barbed-wire, causing the sharp barbs to dig into the tender, sensitive flesh of my cock & balls, causing both my cock & balls to bleed from the puncture wounds. Basically the mistress can do anything she desires to me] [Corporal Punishment: Whipping my Dick and Ass until the pain is so severe that I can't stand any more and have to beg the mistress to stop] [Golden Showers into my mouth and swallowing, Brown Showers into my mouth and swallowing]. I like a woman to [flowers] me in my asshole. I like a woman to savagely and brutally rape my tender asshole with a strap-on dildo, causing as much pain to my asshole as she possibly can. The mistress can perform hot branding on my cock, balls, and ass cheeks.

"Dear Mistress: I would like to be your totally devoted and completely submissive slave. I mean, like, you are the Boss God of all the Universe and I am total [flowers] nothing. Sound good? Now that we've gotten that out of the way, I have a list of demands. ..."

I feel a little sad laughing at these, because I wouldnt want anyone laughing at what I've written.

But then I read them and don't feel so sympathetic anymore.

These are sent out to hundreds of Dominant Ladies besides myself and are not serious inquiries. The folks who send these have no regard for themselves or who they wish to serve. In fact, they simply get a rush out of sending out these obnoxious emails. This is their session. They are from a species known as the "wanker" and it's quite entertaining reading material on a rainy Sunday afternoon, yes?

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i need advise!

i did a stupid mistake that i can't undo.....i found this Dominant Lady that dominated me for the past two years. i would do anything for this Lady. i would clean her house, paint the outside of her house, do the yardwork, and even help her out financially too, i was always giving her expensive gifts and money also.... now comes my stupid mistake. No matter what i have purchased in the past for her , did she like, she was always exchanging things........i propose marriage to her with a DIAMONIQUE SIMULATED GEMSTONE RING, because i knew that she would take it place for something else.. But it blew up in my face, she wanted to know how much it cost, even her daughter and another freind asked me too.i told EVERYONE that i only paid $2.00 for it, NEVER once told them that it was a REAL diamond ring.. so the next day, this lady takes the 5 carat ring to the jewerly store only to find out that it was a glass ring, The Lady told me that she was never so embarassed and humilation in all of her life and that this is strike three for me, and Goodbye...The same day that she had the fake ring appraisel, i purchased a $6,000 two carat REAL diamoind to replace the fake one with.....i tried in the past to get her to shop for a ring or let me know what she is interested in, but she didn't do that. so i show her the real ring, she tells me to take the ring back and get my money back. She is mad at me because i lie and didn't tell her the ring was a fake, how she is kicking me to the curb........We both know that i was a major help to her, i spent over $10,000 on her and her family and stuff around the house...........So, am i guilty here and should be caned extremely hard by Her for doing this, or do You think that she is just after my money?.......She took it to a jewelry shop to get a ring guard, , i never dream that she would have it appraise.if You think that i should be punished for this, how many strokes would be a effective dose, or should something else be done with me? i still have the $6,000 ring too...........Thanks , for Your help or advice.........

Great reading! Absolutely fabulous stuff. I wonder what the copyrights on these letters would be, because they would make an excellent, excellent coffee table book.

It's nice to know you can still -- after receiving so many of these -- still get a kick out of it.

Yes I have been laughing as hard as everyone else I am sure! A book is a neat idea - with BDSM cartoon illustrations perhaps?

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My ultimate mistress,
i realize You get requests frequently to join Your stable and worship You, and i feel worthless and ridiculous even trying. But, i have to try. i do not want to live a "normal" vanilla life. i have tried and i cannot do it. i am educated, very smart and perceptive. i currently work for myself as a personal trainer. i would very much like to work full time for You. i could do PR, marketing, advertising, personal training, web content, house cleaning, laundry, etc. i am attractive, well-built, sane and serious. i want to work full or part time and give all of my wages to You. All i ask is slave quarters. Please interview me and You will see that i could be a valuable asset to You. i would hope to serve for the rest of my life. i will gladly serve You and whoever else You deem servable. i beg and i plead and if You give me the chance i will serve for life.

Dear Domina Irene,

With all due respect ...

Aaahhhh ... shrieking ... SOS ... Save Our Sanity!

Hmmm ... have you considered forwarding all of these obnoxious posts to hardenough (or to USB or to ronb) to torture them - and not us?

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Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers and Very Respectfully,

surferdoc

Hello Miss Irene Boss-i want to spend 2hours pleasing you so much as your most passionate,erotic and obedient,very very good oral toe,foot,calve,thigh and innerthigh worshipper.Your incredibly delicious innerthighs and calves and toes and derrier turn me on so much!I would love so much to be on my knees while you are sitting on your sofa,and i will love so much to make you so happy and pleased as i lick and orally worship every inch of your sexy,beautiful legs all the way up to the very ins of your innerthighs to your sexy g-string.I would also love to buy you a sexy g-string for you to wear during our session of me being your very good oral worshipper.I did see quite an amazing array of sexy g-string panties that i would love to buy for you-whichever ones you decide you would like to wear-i will gladly go buy them for you.Please let me know which one of which ones you would like:i saw some sexy silky sheer g-strings,some sexy sheer fishnet,some crotchless kind-and even some that are crotchless w/a little built-in vibrator.Probably alot of these are just a little too much over-the-top and probable not too terribly comfortable!But the sheer silky material g-string or the sheer little fishnet g-string you may like.It is totally up to you.Anyway-please,may i meet you while you are here in L.A.-and may i please meet you on a day monday thru friday around the early part of the daytime-like sometime between 11am and 1pm?I want so much to please you as your very good,passionate oral toe,foot,calve,thigh and innerthigh worshipper.I would also love so much to be your very passionate ass worshipper and would also love for you to use me for your own amusement and pleas ure in an intense face-sitting session-and i would love to be so good to you as your oral panty worshipper(while you are wearing your sheer sexy g-string,or whatever type of panties you would wear-and i will be very obedient for you),but i will only do all of these for you if you want and allow me to.And i will be very obedient for you.I just want to be your best oral worshipper and oral leg lover-but i do realize that you are the one who will be in control.Thank you so much Miss Irene Boss!-Fred

Hello Miss Boss-Is 3hours too much time for me to spend w/you pleasing you as your oral toe,foot,calve,thigh,innerthigh,deeeier and g-string worshipper?I would love so much to spend anywhere from 2 to 3hours being your best oral worshipper-if you want me to.I do remember that you wear anywhere between a size 5 to 7,which you said is small,and that you like either shiny black or silver(i think you said silver,but i might be mistaken).I would love to buy for you a sexy sheer black fishnet g-string or sheer shiny black little g-string for you to wear for me to oraly worship you at the front of your g-string while you are wearing it,as well as being your best oral toe,calve and innerthigh worshipper too.All of this is my dream i keep having about you,that i hope can come true when we meet.I promise to be so good to you as your oral leg worshipper.I would love for you also to wear some sexy high heel pumps and some sexy dark-tanned thigh-high stockings.I just want to be so good to you as your oral servant to every bit of your sexy,muscular legs and thighs,and i would love so much to please orally worship you during a very sexy,exciting face-sitting session,and just use me for your own enjoyment and amusement while you use my face as your pillow or seat that you love to sit on.And please let me know how much if a deposit you would like for me to mail to you for either the 2 or 3hour session.Thank you so much Miss Boss.And i do promise you that i will not do or try anything that you do not want or approve of.I will honor and respect and obey your wishes and your desires as your very pleasing oral worshipper and oral leg lover.-Fred

Hello Miss Boss-i do want to spend 3hours pleasing you the whole 3hours as your most erotic,sensuous oral toe,foot,calve,thigh,innerthigh and g-string worshipper(while you are wearing your sexy sheer shiny black or white silky fishnet g-string)I promise i will be so good to you as your most sensuous,sexy oral worshipper and oal toe,leg and innerthigh lover for the 3hours.And i would love so much to have the most erotic face-sitting session w/you-for you to just use my face and my mouth for your own amusement and pleasure during the face-sitting session.And it sounds so great when you told me that you have been excercising and that your legs are getting even much more muscular and sexy w/your work-outs.Because your legs are already so beautiful and so sexy and shapely and muscular anyway when i saw your photos up at your website.I promise you i will only orally worship and please you as your oral worshipper and oral toe,leg,innerthigh,derrier and g-string worshipper in only the ways you wish me to worship and please you.It is just so exciting and so sexy when i think of you sitting on the sofa wearing your classy skirt and your sexy high heel pumps,your tanned thigh-high stockings and your very sheer shiny black or white or silver fishnet g-string that i will buy for you to wear.And i do imagine you doing some of the sexiest,most delicious,provocative leg-posing as i am licking at your toes,your feet and licking all the way up the backs of your calves to the backs of your knees,then licking all the way up the backs of your thighs to your beautiful derrier,which i hope i would please be able to orally worship all-over!And then lick all up and down your innerthighs to please you-all the way up to the very,very ins of them to the very front material of your sexy g-string you are wearing.But i w ould only orally worship you at the very front of your g-string you are aearing only if you decide that you want me to.But i do dream of licking so passionately,sucking and nibbling and chewing-licking all up and down the very front middle of your g-string,and still licking everywhere at the front of your g-string.I dream of you teasing me so much and taunting me by having me use my teeth to pull aside your g-string to look at such delicious beauty-and you using your fingers to bring yourself so much self-pleasure and stimulation as i watch helplessly while still licking all over at your beautiful innerthighs.I dream of you teasing me even more by having me suck and lick at your fingers to keep them so nice and wet for you while you are using them to please yourself.I dream of licking and orally caressing,nibbling,sucking and gently biting to assist w/your fingers-and you running your fingers all through the back of my hair to let me know what a good job i am doing as your oral worshipper.I do dream so much of all of these things-but i do not expect these things to happen.I will only do so if you deicide that you would want and allow me to.I will honor and respect your decision,your wishes and your desires as your very good and well-behaved oral worshipper and oral leg lover.I just wanted to share w/you all these thoughts and my wishes and desires i have about you,but i promise i will not bring it up ever again,and will just leave all of this up to you to decide-since you are in charge.I just wanted to share and i can't wait to meet you!I promise you that you will have such a good,wonderful time w/me as your oral leg worshipper!-Fred

Hello Miss Boss-i will go looking and window-shopping for g-string panties and thong panties that are your size-between size 5 and 7-and look for different materials.I hear that silk material g-strings feel good and can be comfortable-and i did see some very nice sliky lace material g-string panties also-which i would love to buy you the lace material g-string panties-because the lace provides a nice ventilation,and it seems that maybe those would be more comfortable and sexy-feeling to wear.-Fred

Dear Domina Irene,

With all due respect ...

Ohhh-noooo ... please not to me! SOS!

On the other hand ...

I have a feeling that hardenough would love to receive some new "reading materials" while he is loafing by his woodstove!

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Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers and Very Respectfully,

surferdoc

Yup - I need a paddy cure and a Shaffer so I can ride on his nervous!
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my Dear Honorable Ma’am

This is an Application for a “slave position” for YOUR kind attention & Approval !

i am in Search of:

A very Strict, Powerful, Wild but Sophisticated and Controlling Mistress, Who has this ability to ride on my nervous, and Who can break my will again and again.

For long term relation ship.

i am ready to relocate for YOU, if WE/we get settled with each other.

Brief Intro + Background & experience:

i am a very humble, loyal, obedient and ROYAL slave, i am well educated, well mannered and well trained & experienced sub. A sub by nature. i was a male maid / enslaved by my guardian and Her Family Members from the age of 12.

i am not religious, i just believe in Fem Supremacy and i am use to sincerely serve my MISTRESS as a part of my worship, in simple words, to me, my only GOD, whom i believe in and whom i worship, is my MISTRESS/OWNER, but that’s would be -obviously- when ever i hand YOU over my self (totally) surrender in front of YOU.

This is my believe, that YOU will be my all in all, an ultimate GODDESS to me, “my” total control will be in YOUR hands and i will be under YOUR MERCY, the purpose of my life then will be to serve and to please YOU. And that will become the best form of my worship.

i am financially more than stable.

And i assure YOU, Ma’am, that when YOU will choose me and when i will accept YOU as an OWNER, YOUR all financial matters will be my responsibility. More over then that, i will be on YOUR disposal by all means and i will take an allowance from YOU, my total salary will be at YOUR Holy FEET !

i am very strong believer in total submission. In unconditional slavery (so I am desperately looking for AN AMAZON QUEEN). i am searching for an OWNER i need to worship YOU from the depth of my heart without any question and i'm proud to say that i've been trained by very strict DOMMES who put this art in my blood "how to please my MISTRESS" .

Basic Features:

i am 34,

Various race,

5-8” height,

167 lbs,

36” waist,

8” penis length.

i can speak fluently 4 languages beside English.

Services :

i have been trained for all types of serving:

* Full Body Massage (Indian style),

* bathing,

* waxing,

* pampering,

* paddy cure,

* manicure,

* hair care,

* nail care,

* skin care,

* i am able of doing all kind of make ups,

* i’m a very good cook,

* dish washer

* house cleaner,

* a Shaffer.

* i use to clean my Mistresses after Their toilet,

* am a trained [flowers] drinker, (even though its not my fantasy but as a punishments),

* very good pet,

Turn ons/ Rewards:

* A long time duration pussy eating/ass licking and that is my biggest reward, (especially drinking YOUR juices.

* my biggest turn on is when i get hard spanking/ caning/ whipping and as i scream & beg for Your Mercy, YOU, in return, just laugh at me.

* getting raped by You and Your Friends.

* And the highest turn on is being humiliated before YOUR Friends (humiliated in both verbally n physically.

if You require any further information about YOUR becoming slave, please do not hesitate and please do ask! i'll be under YOUR every whim.

(Being bit blunt), i am looking for my True Mistress, whom i can worship instead of just a service, so i am searching for my Destiny !!! my requirement is that YOU must be capable of controlling both my mind and body (YOU must be stronger & more smarter than me).

i hope and pray from YOUR MERCY that YOU might take me as YOUR pet/male maid, for the rest of my life!!!

i will provide my pics and contacts for YOUR kind approval after YOUR kind reply !!

Waiting for YOUR valuable reply,

On my knees,

Humbly sub billy.

p.s

i am not looking for few sessions please, i am looking for whole life slavery (YOU might start it with sessions if YOU like)

Dear Domina Irene,

With all due respect ...

In that case, you might want to go on a relaxing holiday in Ireland - but without any letter-writing rent-a-slaves!



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Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers and Very Respectfully,

surferdoc

I found a good pub right across the street from the Dublin Hilton. The place was jammed every night with a ton of people on the street in front of it partying.

Hello Ms.Boss-I hope that you had a very wonderful Christmas,and i want to apologize to you for not being able to send you the donation &deposit yet for the session i want so much to be able to have w/you when you come back here to the Los Angeles area again.But things have been getting better for me financially,and i can now finally,definitely start sending you some money order payment/deposits for a very sexy oral leg worship session i want so much to have w/you when you come back to L.A.again.May i please mail you a money order deposit for a 2 or 3hour session?I would love to spend 2 or 3hours pleasing you so much-driving you so crazy w/passion-w/me down on my knees while you are sitting on the sofa(would love so much for you to wear your sexy high heel pumps and sexy mini-dress,sexy dark-tanned thigh-high stockings and sexy sheer thong or g-string)and i would be totally loving to serve,worship and please you so much tasting every last inch of your beautiful,shapely muscular calves and thighs and every last inch of your incredible,sexy innerthighs and all of your toes and every bit of your feet and your calves.Please email me the mailing address for you that i can mail to you the money order,and just let me know how much you would like me to mail to you as the deposit,and also how you would like me to make out the money order for you-what name should i put on the"pay to the order of"line,and let me know when you would be coming out here to the Los Angeles area so that i can make appointment w/you here in L.A.I promise you i will be your most obedient and most passionate and very,very good oral toe,foot,calve,thigh and innerthigh worshipper.Thank you so much Ms.Boss!-Fred

Hello Ms.Irene Boss-I haven't yet mailed you the deposit that i woulkd love to mail you for the leg worship session i would love to have w/you for 1 or 2 or 3hours-whenever you come back out here to L.A.again-but i can now finally start mailing you some deposits for such a session if you would like me to.I would love so much to be your very good oral leg worshipper when you do come back out here to the Los Angeles area,hopefully sometime soon,and would love to just orally worship all of your toes,your feet,your calves and your bneautiful sexy thighs.Please may i mail you a deposit for whatever amount you would want and require?-Fred

Dear Mistress Irene Boss:

Hello. How are You? i am Fantabulous.
I wish to compliment you on All of Your Pictoral Advertisements from issues no 50 all the way up to issue number 56 in DDI.
You
truly are very beautiful woman for sure.

i appreciate You attempting to get ahold of me and returning my previous 4 Voicemails that i had left You.

I am completelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy authentic and genuinely lowly docile male feminine sissy slut.
I generally have lotssssssssssssss of fetishes.

i do know from prior experience it does Not Matter what i want as a submissive, However it is Helpful i beleive that You should eventually be aware of all my fetishes,
so that Possibly You would know how to control me.

i am 35 and have been in the Lifestyle since i was 22 years in old.

i Genuinely sincerely take the lifestyle very very very very, seriously.
nothing gives me more pleasure ( mentally) then to be on my hands and knees, worshipping the ground that You walk on.
eventually possibly self gratification for my self in my own privacy After, that is After i have been with my Mistress.

i really trulyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mistress Irene Boss in all REalism i have some very very
urgenttttttttttttttttttttttttt
questions that i need to ask of You for my own curiosity.
The questions that i wish to ask You, are the type of qestions that i am way way too nervousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
to ask them online ( Via computer)
You do have my cell phone number.
just
a Factual statement i have neverrrrrrr
spoken with You before via telephone or even Online, i have not. i have Only left 4 voicemails for You to return my calls is all.
derek is my stage name.

i am realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,
please
Mistress Irene Boss , please do not think otherwise.

please Mistress Irene Boss as a Common courtesy and level of politeness and Professionalism, i ask
that what ever i will ask You via telephone ( my cell) that it please Remains amongst Only You and i..........
My
DIScretion and confidentiality very mentally valuable. i
hope You may understand, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

sincerely slut derek.
i am for Sure very very very real.

I would suggest Irene that he is overcome by you a perfectly reasonable concept and I mean it sincerely.

Simply losing the power of coherent speech, he lost his marbles, and probably his mind too. I confess I believe I felt mild sensations of this effect when we conversed at Twitter

respect from

i lady lady,

I waii worship on my knees and be your servant to paint you toes suck your ass toe and let me have the payment inthe form of trampling my chest and sit on my mouth.

I am a poor Sri Lankan.I cannot pay big money like that.I am here under full schlorship.I am a feet lover from the very bottom.But I could not satisfy it to my liking yet.

Please help me to find some one who enjoys trampling or being fetish just not for the money but for her joy.

Then I can satisfy.

Think about this.Please try to introduse some one to me.

If you have lady tranees,I can train them being slave to them with free of charge.

Please use your sense less sexy feets crush my body and laugh on top of me.I t allows me to release.If I not release forcefully rub my cck with your nice toe and forcefully allow me to suck your other toe while beating me .

I am serious.Think about this my master lady.I beg you being under your nice bare feet.

I can clearn your feet fingers from my mouth than any one.

Lady respond to me.

see you lady,
YOUR TRUE TOE LICKING ASIAN SLAVE.
sam

AWWWWWWW, c'mon Irene, I mean he's only left four voicemails for you....I think this one's being pretty sincere

SC

Funny - I don't recall returning any of those voicemails. Matter of fact, didn't respond to this one below either.

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Hi Irene,

I'm a divorced wealthy entrepreneur in the St. Louis area looking to meet a very attractive dominant female 21 to 35. Can you or someone you know possibly help me with this? I don't mind paying a matchmaker fee if it gets me the right person. I must admit I'm pretty picky though, and very visual. The girl has to look hot. I guess I look okay too as people have told me I'm a prime catch and that I look younger than 41, but you can be the judge of that if we ever meet (I can attach a photo for you if you'd like). I'm definitely the dominant protector in public, but behind closed doors I like to be totally on the opposite end if you know what I mean.

It would be convenient to find someone here in the St. Louis area, but I would be open to anyone in the country to find Miss Right. I'm guessing you know people all over the country. I would also possibly be open to meeting two dominant ladies (i.e. best friends that want to stay together etc.)

Can you help me with this? If not, can you point me in the right direction? Is there a place for rich guys to put an ad strictly for beautiful dominant girls to see, where they can choose the guy they want? Or, is there a place for me to see and pick the beautiful girls from? I don't think I would be interested in professionals (like yourself) as this is what they do for a living, but rather would be looking more on the lines of a girlfriend/mate/possible wife etc.

Let me just say that I'm the real deal and you're not wasting your time. Whoever lands me will have a very nice life to say the least and be treated like a queen. Maybe we should have a detailed phone conversation about this that I would of course pay you for so you know exactly what I'm looking for. But please don't do this just for the money if you don't think you can really help me. If you know of someone else that would be a better matchmaker for me with this, please let me know (I'll pay you something for the referral).

Please email me back at your earliest convenience your analysis on all this or call me on my regular or toll-free number below.

Thanks Irene for your time on this,
Mike

Out of curiousity, Domina, what would you say the ratio of wankers to sincere folks is? 100 to 1? More?

Reverently,

Étienne

Hi, hardenough,

Yes ... and I heard that YOU were the shameless life of the party!

Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers,

surferdoc

thisssssss stufffffff is goldennnnnnnnnnnnnn.

"PLease be stronger & more smarter than me."

If not a book, then at least an off-off-Broadway or FringeNYC show of dramatic readings.

Internet translating services are amazing. This is what people really do with a unified language. To hell with Babel and building a tower to God, what men really want is "THE GLORY AND THE HONOUR JUST FOR YOU ASS SMELL THE GREAT QUEEN THE GREAT EMPRESS."

It goes in cycles etienne. There are times when there is a flood of them and then there won't be any for awhile. I have thousands of those emails BTW.

Yes he had on that green square dancing tu tu I made for him.

The foreign ones are freaking hilarious!

Dear Domina Irene,

With all due respect ...

Yup, he seems to be fond of dancing with little leprechauns!

Thankfully, he will see you in December for some much-needed supervision. Then, he can wear his other green outfit to pirouette with the elves!



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Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers,

surferdoc

Reading those emails made my day yesterday! So freaking funny!

Laughter is good medicine!

yes I'll take a prescription with infinite refills, please.

Anytime!

Just said not to this one. Guys who have fantasies about freezing and using their cum in a session never follow through.

________________________________________________________

I have a role play type of session in mind, as follows:
I have been using my senior position at work to force a new intern at the Catholic University Hospital to give me oral sex.
Of course, she was forced to swallow. She confides in Sister Irene (who also works at the hospital) as to what I have been doing. Sr. Irene decides to teach me a lesson.
Sr. Irene asks me to meet with her privately after work one night.
When I arrive I am greeted by Sr. Irene. She informs me that she knows what I did to the intern and unless I do as she now says, she will turn me in.
To keep my well paying job, I have no choice but to comply. Besides, Sr. Irene is extremely attractive and this could be a good time.
She tells me to strip and places me in tight inescapable bondage. My ass is out in the open and I am quite vulnerable to a bare bottom spanking.
She takes out two vials filled with sperm. "I made a withdrawal from the hospital's sperm bank" she says to me.
She tells me once a month they dispose of sperm past its expiration date. (I will supply the sperm via freezing my own). Suddenly any thoughts of a good time vanish.
She tells me that I must eat all of the sperm or she will subject me to increasing levels of corporal punishment.
She thinks this is the perfect payback for me since I forced the intern to eat my cum.
If I eat it when she commands me, then she may will reward me by allowing me to worship her feet.
If I hesitate at all in eating it, she will administer various punishments to persuade me to comply.
She commands that when I eat it, that I smack it around in my mouth until I have permission to swallow rather than to swallow it fast to avoid savoring the wonderful flavor.
The bad news is that I am to report back once a month for the same treatment.

Miss Boss, I'm lmao! I feel for the guy but these letters are so over the top I can't get enough of them. Thanks for all the laughs.

Feet attracts me but I have neither sexed with any female nor have the privilege of going near the feet.

I'm thinking of making that my signature.

That was truly hilarious obsessed crazy guy poetry. I could barely read it towards the end as my eyes teared up. Maybe I shouldn't read these using that "Jerky Boys" voice. Whew, unreal stuff.

Yes that is a good line!
I don't think it would be a good pick up line though.

Ms Irene

Mistress I am willing to let you do anything that you want to me I would be your humble servant you could inject me with saline or even change me in to a female if you wish I would not tell you no. On my knees begging for your attention. I would be willing to come there and stay up to 2 months and do what ever you ask you could film me I don’t even care if you put my face on screen and I don’t care about any of the money that you make off of me. I am also a carpenter so if there is anything you need don’t I can do it for you but I don’t have any money I would be a good servant.

Once again Irene, great late nite stuff!! As if forcing himself at your mercy for a possible male to female sex change isn't a good enough selling point. (Hey Irene, don't you need a license for that?? ;)) I like how he just happens to throw in there that he is a carpenter, maybe that's that extra something that tips the scales to his favor in your eyes!

SC

The carpenter bit along with being a "filming slave" or offers of "being filmed in trade for session time" usually gets thrown in at some point too. This is after wasting my time finagling about scene rates. LOL

Dear Goddess,

I have viewed your website and compound photos and i would love to have a session with you.

I have quite a few fetishes and i like to roleplay.

I like to crossdress with only these items and if you have any of these items that would be great: satin and thong panties, womans onepiece swimsuits that look like the swimsuits the female lifeguards wore on baywatch, womans ballet and gymnastic leatards that look like womans swimsuits, and silky stomach high pantyhose.

The role playing situation i would like is: I am a new student at your summerlong ballet and swimming academy.

The first thing you would make me do is hand over the one piece swimsuit and pantyhose i will bring with me, then you stripsearch me and give me a very deep and thorough cavity search while i'm still standing there then you start finger fucking me anally. Then you make me go into the bedroom where all the anal devices are located and make me put on a womans swimsuit or leatards, then you come in and do a thorough inspection to make sure i'm wearing it properly, then the same thing with the pantyhose then you make me put the suit on overtop of the pantyhose to see how it looks and then you give me a wedgie with the swimsuit and pantyhose to see what the suit would look like if it was a thong swimsuit, then you make me take off the swimsuit and you give me another cavity search pushing the pantyhose even deeper into my anus. then you make me put the thong panties on over the pantyhose and do another thorough inspection. Because at your academy nothing else is to be worn but these items.

The medical exam:

Then you make me lay face down on my stomach take my pantyhose off and you take your stethoscope and check my upper and lower back, then all over my buttocks and down my buttcrack and then my crotch.Then you take my temperature rectally and then you fuck me with the rectal thermometer. Then you give me a very deep and thorough finger rectal exam and you finger fuck me again. Then you start to insert the anal devices starting with the smallest and you fuck me with each device.I'll let you you know if the devices are too big and i prefer to lay on my stomach during those insertions instead of on my hands and knees i'm more comfortable on my stomach.
then you do a very thorough exam on my front side, You take the stethoscope and check my upper and lower stomach then all around and all over my penis and then you would begin to rub, fondle, examine and massage my penis until you see how i ejaculate.

During this session I don't care if you are naked, or wearing sexy bra and panties or a tiny bikini.

And if its possible while I'm laying on the bed naked on my stomach and back i would love it if you would rub your buttocks and crotch and breasts all over me from head to toe on both my front and back side. If no thats ok.

Also i wouldn't care if i had to worship your body at different times during the session with a simple kiss on these locations: Left breast-The father, Right breast-the son, Butt crack- the holy, your crotch-ghost. If no thats ok.

Also feel free to rub and fondle my penis and buttocks at any time during the session.

I'm not into anything thats painful such as: no slapping, spanking or whipping. Feel free to add stuff to our session if i'm lucky enough to have one with you

HAVE A MOST AWESOME DAY

Fascinating, all of it.

I might start using that signature in my correspondence. All caps, just like he did it. It's very Bill and Ted.

I think this ESL (english as a second language) dropout or on of his brethren has contacted me too. After he was done writing that, he probably used a dirty sock to wipe up the spillage.

Yes and he probably changed a toilet too!

This one is REALLY SICK. It's an email/phone/letter wanker. Someone I won't see who harasses me over it. He likes to pretend that I have contacted him and then then he "responds". Really sick *hit this one.

http://www.domboss.com/yoyo.pdf

Those letters make me sad. I know your skin is thicker than mine, but I just hate that you are subjected to such things, Domina.

The fact that you take them in stride is just one of the many ways you have "earned" my "praise and adulation."

Reverently,

Étienne

LOL
He was obviously quite upset about the "Slut whore program".
http://www.domboss.com/slut_program.wav

He also hates this page on my site and complains about it quite a lot.
http://www.domboss.com/ineed.htm

I just visited your I need page. Fabulous!

I had a special friendship with the squirrels when I was in Shadyside. I rescued one of their babies.
Anyway - a person who does not like animals is no friend of mine. When people complain excessively about animals they usually have a screw loose.

One of my barometers for people is seeing how they respond to animals, children, the handicapped and the elderly. But especially animals and children.

I love squirrels. We don't have them here but they're one of the many things I love about visiting the UK. So cute!

Agree re: the non animal likers too.

I agree!

There are some very tame and huge squirrels at the Smithsonian botanical gardens in DC.
When I visit there they sit on my shoulders and eat. hardenough watched once (we were there viewing the art galleries).

Ms. Irene,
Just looked at those letters.
Taken it as a given he is a liar or delusional- This guy sound psychotic!
Maybe you having to move locations is a good thing in case he had any clue.

He's a professor. What does THAT tell you?
He's harmless actually - just a huge PEST.

He writes really poorly and has bad penmanship for a professor- what do they teach in college these days

Ha ha haaaaaa!

I think so too.

You had a bunch of tourists stopping to take pictures of that.

Liar, delusional and psychotic. A perfect description for this idiot. He is probably lucky there is such a thing as tenure. Which come to think of it is probably a good argument against tenure.

Mistress,

i have seen ou in person once before, mayb 5 years ago. i houghoughly enjoyed it, butsince i ws only visiting town, i as neverable to see You again. i now find myself moving to Cranberry, and was hoping to start to seeYou regularly. i am drawn to ownership, to being a slave. i have experience in most all aspets of 'the scene', and consider mysel a sensual sadist. i wouldlove to schedule something later this week or weekend, ad can change myschedule to fit Yours after Friday evening through Sunday.

i thank You for Your tim, and hop to hear from You soon.

submissively,

If You are interested, here is more of my history and mindset...

i am a submissive male at heart, and a believer in Female Supremacy. Deep down i am a slave. i am intelligent, loyal, hardworking, creative, and willing to have my abilities tested so You can deteremine my worth as a slave. i have known all this since a very young age, and i actually remember the exact moment of 'my enlightenment', which i can share if You like.

However, in the vanilla world i am quite dominant. i am a successful professional. i am 5'11", 180 lbs., athletic, with a shaved head and a goatee. i develop real estate, and have a very flexible schedule, and don't mind driving. In a prior professional life, i owned a software development firm in Baltimore, and sold it.

As my profile states, i was born to serve a stong woman, to be Her "Alpha" slave, Her property. i just have had trouble finding a woman who feels that is her rightful place. i have over 20 years experience in most all aspects of this 'scene'. i was owned once, for three years, ended by my Owner moving abroad, choosing not to take me with Her.

i believe the mental aspect of this lifestyle is the most compelling, most interesting, and most controlling aspect of it. The physical stems from that.

i'd love to hear back from You, but if not, i totally understand. i'm sure You're flooded with emails. And again, i'll answer any questions You might have.

Mistress,

i am interested in a cock and ball torture session. i am open to ballbusting and binding them. My fantasy is to have them used as toys for a dog. Is this something that is possible? i would give extra tribute for this.

mark

Ms. Boss,
And this seems like a good idea, how????



respectfully,

Is that even legal?

Who regulates pet food? The Department of Agriculture? I wonder if they've set maximum limits on the number of human testicles per ton of dog food?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No - it is sick though. Not something I would ever consider doing either.

Ms Boss

BLECH!

Ms Boss

Plus, if the guy has jock itch, could the dog get gum disease?

ROFL...jock itch. So if foot/shoe/boot fetishists sometimes take jobs selling shoes to stealthily indulge their kink,(Hopefully not making a generalization there, just something that I have heard/read in the past.) has this guy ever applied for work training police dogs?

My name is Jesse and another Mistress referenced you to me since I contacted her about being a full-time 24/7 live -in slave.  I am a 24 year old male living in Oakland in Pittsburgh and Im going to Nursing school at Pitt.  I currently live on campus.  I also consider myself transgender.  I have always felt since I was a young child that I have been born in the wrong body.  Since I grew up in a protective and somewhat conservative family I was never alowed to express who I really was until I got older and moved out on my own.  I have always been submissive and Im more comfortable when there is someone telling me what to do and how to do it.  I always look up to authority for guidance and support.  I not only want to dress in female clothing but to have a female body and be completly feminine in every way.  I want to have electrolysis, hormones, facial feminization surgery and breast implants and be very girly.  Since I am ins chool I dont have a lot of money and these things are expensive as well as feminine things like clothes, makeup, ect..  I was looking for a mistress who might be understanding of where Im coming from and take me in as her slave.  I have no experience in bdsm and would need proper training.  I know that I am asking a lot but I would give a lot in return.  I have many skills including culinary, computer, cleaning, musical and many others.  I would be willing to work as a maid, secretary, personal assistant, escort, sissy slut and any other occupation you need.  I do plan on finishing school and becoming a nurse but I also desire to be a slave and a woman.  I have a latex and leather fetish, foot, nylon and high heel fetish as well as many others.  I would enjoy all types of bdsm to include; bondage, torture, electroids, psychological, role play, maid training, pet training, sissy slut and many others.  I have dreamt of being trained as a perfect beautiful satin french maid.  I do not have the finances for service and this is why Im seeking something long-term and something where I can live with my mistress and serve her in anyway that she wants.  I am begging you to give this unworthy slave a chance and chance that she doesnt deserve but hopes that this mistress will show forgiveness in the slaves unworthiness.  I would be honored by a response.  I do have pictures of both male and infem.

Dear Mistress Irene,

It's been a long time since we've chatted by phone or email. I know how valuable your time is . . . . and how you despise anyone wasting your time . . . . nor do I care to incur your rath, therefore I will be as brief as possible.

Please understand that this is a sincere proposal, and not som eeffort to waste your time.

If I may have a moment of your time, I have some ideas/proposals that may be profitable and advantageous for you and your business. First let me give you some background . . . . .

I've come a long, long way since the last time you saw me. As a T-girl, I've developed quite a persona, wardrobe and overall look . . . . I think you would be quite pleasantly surprised. I've become quite popular and entertaining. I've gained quite a bit of experience in D&S working along with more than one professional Dominatrix doing professional domination sessions as a TV dominatrix along side the GG Domme. I have a great interest in learning and doing more . . . . sessions, modeling for photo and video and doing
my own photography . . . . and am open to playing different roles . . . . TV dominatrix, switch, etc. I currently will be doing 2 photo shoots this month with others. I do have a talent for this, plus a good theatrical background. I seek to expand on what I've learned and experienced . . . . . and do more!

It's time for me to take the next step. If you would consider the possibility, I would make a great assistant dominatrix, switch, etc for you and your dungeon. I would like to do more professional sessions and modeling, working with someone I like and can trust. Plus, it would be wonderful to be able to work with the best! I hopefully would be able to add something different plus additional content and $$s for your website. I have a great look, a lot of enthusiasm and a great sense of humor. Plus, I'm fun to work with (& mentally stable). If you don't already know it about me, I have very high integrity and would never do anything to compromise you or your position. Plus, some of the people I've been networking or working with may be beneficial to you.

I think my proposal has merit and potential. I would welcome the opportunity to discuss this with you further. If you would like, I would be happy to "interview" with you. . . . . If you like you could "try me out" by having me assist with sessions, photo, video, etc . . . whatever you see fit. I understand that what I have to offer is not everyone's "cup of tea", but I've been pleasantly surprised that I have been so popular.

I do appreciate your time and I thank you for considering this proposal. I know that you've worked with and helped a lot of people in this business in the past, including one or more T-girls. We've also known each other for quite some time, so it's especially nice to touch base with you.

If you need me for anything, I try to keep a fairly flexible schedule, so just let me know! I would welcome the opportunity to work with you!

Thanks again!

Would you produce oculolinctus video? It is about opened eye sucking fetish. One female kiss the eye of another, then suck, then lick. Then it can be eye french-kiss: pushing the tongue down under the eyeball, in eyesocket. Done gently there is no risk.

so a phantasivolle side side is not talks worth! _expression grandmother would be more interesting around some but some guys are interested in this. I think you have to learn more about  the interest of teh the real people. But its not your problem.. your have it all. Lots of  old and depressions

Irene,

Your initial "instinct" was what I found MOST attractive,......................with all the DVD and commercial "wanker" biz you have done so far,............................

I assumed you "knew" when you had stumbled upon a great idea,..................... and I was of that mind set as well.........................................

If THIS is your response than apparently you are placing your judgements off of your existing knowledge and experience,............................. and what YOU had proposed to ME went far beyond that,........................... HBO,. PLAYBOY CHANNEL,.......... ( I know these producers),.............................. I proffered,.... the initial "up front $$$$$$ becasue I thought that you had been doing the "pro" thing for so long,... that you might "HAVE IT",.... to use. I would us it in getting The House "ready" for YOU putting it down for all time in video format and taking it to the puiblic,...................... and doing it WHEN YOU wanted to,................

The whole thing "COULD" be done without all this $$$$$. But it would then be on MY "timeline" as I do not feel The House "ready" for International exposure in its PRESENT state,.................... I am a perfectionist

any funds that you or MIB productions would offer up in the beginning,................... I calculated,... to certainly be "taken off the top" and returned to you,.... FIRST, on the back end,............. before I saw a red cent.

I know,................ very "contractual" thinking,.................. but that is because I see the two of you AS BIG thinkers,.................... GOD KNOWS I have been thinking BIG since I BOUGHT this place,...................... I saw the potential and great things " IN " your idea,.................. coupling it WITH the connections " I " have,................ and YOUR tech know how/resources,................. I think that MORE that enough $$$$$$ could be made to satisfy EVERYONE,................. Yes,...... I asked for 1/3,............... but that 1/3 was AFTER any "upfront" $$$$ have been paid BACK to you,............. and I only wanted to do that,................... to get things up to snuf,................. for YOUR production value You want to do it in APRIL,....................... fine,................... I need the extra $$$$$ to get it all READY by then,........................ you recoup off the "front end",........................ after we pass THAT marker,................... THEN,.................... its 1/3,.............

I thought that VERY fair and workable

If that is NOT the way you feel,............................ then you are right and YES I have been WAY off the mark apparently,....in My thinking,.................... but I WAS thinking rather big Not just distribution

Cordially yours

Ow, my eyes is goin' crazy....

Mademoiselle slave Achilles 26 fotomodel from Prague, you can come and stay in my flat, if I will be good you can take me to your house for serve, I can have only woman lord...not man...in free time I want learn sing...your pantyhose angel...wifeservant...angel of the love...I need this like a job...I need meditate sometime...I want to help this world my black mother...my darling...your slave.

But is he known very very well for pulling large pieces of furniture out of his ass?

Dear Event Coordinator:

If you desire the unique revenue producing venture, I wish to voluntarily donate myself as the Kalua Longpig for the main entree at the women's Barbeque/Luau or the Turkey at the Thanksgiving Dinner.

I have had this fetish for many years and it may be a fantasy money making video for the Internet or reality. I will sign all legal documents so you know I am aware of what I am getting myself into.

I have attached my picture and will tell you where to find the script on Google. My picture serves 2 purposes - 1. Your guests will know who the evening's "piece de resistance" looks like on the platter for this ultimate gastronomic feast. The spellbound attendees who brought cameras may take pictures to remember this fantastic event before the climactic moment proceeds with the carving ritual and 2. If you do not want to fulfill my fetish, I wish to be the slave to femdoms in your video. My interests are FACESITTING, FEET WORSHIPING, AND SERVING AS THE FULL SERVICE TOILET for the women to empty their bladders and rectums into my awaiting mouth.

I haved performed this scenario with 25 femdoms. Every woman said this is the most unique roleplaying she has ever participated in. I am prepared as the Dinner Guest Of Honor. After I am fatten up, inspected, and shaved, I am basted with my own juices, oil, and spices. I am roasted alive on the rotisserie/in the imu or alive in the oven. This procedure is located near the banquet area so when the guests arrive they will smell the delicious aroma to stimulate their appetites. The carving crew places me onto the sterling silver carving platter and my golden brown skin, cooked to perfection, is garnished with a honey/pineapple glaze and decorated with fruits. No succulent longpig is complete unless the traditional red apple is stuffed in its mouth. The platter is placed onto the cart and the plump entree is wheeled into the banquet area. The guests were handed slips of paper with my body diagram on it divided into dark and light meat. They gave the slips to their waitresses and were brought to the platformed table where the carvers received them. After given my Last Rites for making the ultimate sacrifice for the dining pleasure of the ravenous guests, the carving cermony would commence where I would be carved to order by the hostess and/or hostesses.

I am meat so cooking is only a formality. This is really the best destiny I may hope for since I will be appreciated by some of the most discerning palates in the country. I may be fattened up to 240-250 pounds so there will be plenty of meat to go around so everyone gets their choice cut. If there are any leftovers, I will be placed in doggy bags for the guests to take home. It is a privilege to be consumed by your 200 companions and if you sell dinner tickets at $100 each, that is $20,000. My penis and testicles will be auctioned off for dessert. This is an enormous amount of revenue for the evening affair.

I melt when I see bikini clad women in high heels and wish to spend eternity in their warm bellies. The sexiest part of the woman's anatomy is her navel.

My characteristics are 100% healthy, 185 pounds, 5'10", blond hair, blue eyes, never married, no children, no drugs, non-drinker, and non-smoker. I received a football scholarship to Michigan State University and earned the Master of Business Administration. My career is as a librarian.

I do not think of this as the end of my life but the completion of it. It is an honor to serve womankind and to promote female supremacy. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to the favorable reply.

The next time I get back to Pittsburgh, I'll bring along some Texas BBQ sauce!

hi mistress irene, i spoke to you on the phone about if you do custom video of ( extreme ) or very hard face slapping , you were positive about it, the price is $250 per 1/2 hr. in your interview on the web you mention that during your teenage year you did enjoy giving face slap to the boys, ( i wish i was one of them ), at least i am not requesting something you only do it for money, but because it give you the feeling of command and control. i was always impressed by the power of a women who enjoy slapping a man across the face, and i only saw this act of dominance in the owk video, none in the usa, either the domina do not enjoy it or the man cannot take it and do not enjoy it. almost any man can take it if he is driven into submission phisically and mentally by the domina, definitely, she has to know how, and here comes the experience, it happen to me few years ago with a woman( not a domina ) as a play, after she controls me to a vulnerable point, she sat on my chest, holding my arms under her knees,and whiplash slap my face , the more she does it , the more submissive i became, and the more slap i can take from her. she got tired before i did and conclude it with a powerful head scissors, and lift me from the ground by pinching my cheeks between her fingers and pulling up forcing me on my feet. i think i already describe the custom dvd i like to have, bare hand and face, combination of 90% face slapping , 10%head scissors and cheeks pinching, is it possible that you can dress the min. like swim suit instead of leather and boots. and the dialogue can be commanding and powerful. the slapping start standing up till you force him down on his knees and then on his back, whiplash, back and forth full swing continuously as much as he can take without stopping. i am sorry for the long letter, but it was important for me to explain my feelings about it. please let me know if it can be done, and when the gentlman ( you slave will be available). mistress irene, would you mind me asking you, how much would cost me if i want to be in this dvd.

Dang i forgot my safeword!! I think that Robertos Duran said it best when he said, "No Mas, No Mas!"

Dear Event Coordinator:

If you desire the unique revenue producing venture, I wish to voluntarily donate myself as the Kalua Longpig for the main entree at the women's Barbeque/Luau or the Turkey at the Thanksgiving Dinner.

I have had this fetish for many years and it may be a fantasy money making video for the Internet or reality. I will sign all legal documents so you know I am aware of what I am getting myself into.

I have attached my picture and will tell you where to find the script on Google. My picture serves 2 purposes - 1. Your guests will know who the evening's "piece de resistance" looks like on the platter for this ultimate gastronomic feast. The spellbound attendees who brought cameras may take pictures to remember this fantastic event before the climactic moment proceeds with the carving ritual and 2. If you do not want to fulfill my fetish, I wish to be the slave to femdoms in your video. My interests are FACESITTING, FEET WORSHIPING, AND SERVING AS THE FULL SERVICE TOILET for the women to empty their bladders and rectums into my awaiting mouth.

I haved performed this scenario with 25 femdoms. Every woman said this is the most unique roleplaying she has ever participated in. I am prepared as the Dinner Guest Of Honor. After I am fatten up, inspected, and shaved, I am basted with my own juices, oil, and spices. I am roasted alive on the rotisserie/in the imu or alive in the oven. This procedure is located near the banquet area so when the guests arrive they will smell the delicious aroma to stimulate their appetites. The carving crew places me onto the sterling silver carving platter and my golden brown skin, cooked to perfection, is garnished with a honey/pineapple glaze and decorated with fruits. No succulent longpig is complete unless the traditional red apple is stuffed in its mouth. The platter is placed onto the cart and the plump entree is wheeled into the banquet area. The guests were handed slips of paper with my body diagram on it divided into dark and light meat. They gave the slips to their waitresses and were brought to the platformed table where the carvers received them. After given my Last Rites for making the ultimate sacrifice for the dining pleasure of the ravenous guests, the carving cermony would commence where I would be carved to order by the hostess and/or hostesses.

I am meat so cooking is only a formality. This is really the best destiny I may hope for since I will be appreciated by some of the most discerning palates in the country. I may be fattened up to 240-250 pounds so there will be plenty of meat to go around so everyone gets their choice cut. If there are any leftovers, I will be placed in doggy bags for the guests to take home. It is a privilege to be consumed by your 200 companions and if you sell dinner tickets at $100 each, that is $20,000. My penis and testicles will be auctioned off for dessert. This is an enormous amount of revenue for the evening affair.

I melt when I see bikini clad women in high heels and wish to spend eternity in their warm bellies. The sexiest part of the woman's anatomy is her navel.

My characteristics are 100% healthy, 185 pounds, 5'10", blond hair, blue eyes, never married, no children, no drugs, non-drinker, and non-smoker. I received a football scholarship to Michigan State University and earned the Master of Business Administration. My career is as a librarian.

I do not think of this as the end of my life but the completion of it. It is an honor to serve womankind and to promote female supremacy. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to the favorable reply.

I thought I needed therapy.
This guy really needs therapy !
Kinky C

LOL - I wonder if he will send it again?

Ms Boss

Are we up to the second sending? Third time's a charm..

That one certainly takes the cake for compounded elements of sheer delusion.

Well you know...it is a "unique revenue producing venture". Kind of like all the ~time shares~ that people are trying to "sell" me down here while I am *trying* to be on vacation.
Or is that ~time wasting~?
Hardy har har.
Hardenough needs to fly down here right now and kick all their arses!

I don't think he can help himself.

I have looked at you from a far always liked what I saw and just thought you were to far away to travel and request a session.

I would like to ask if you would be intrested in filming a rubber TV series of films with me.

Your dvds are great and I really do not see many fetish tv productions out their.

I think they would be good sellers, I know you could provide the direction and support to make the project work, having watched your own line of DVD's.

I do have a lot of idea's and a fair collection of fetish wear witch I would like to grow.

And I have time that I could travel this fall.

If this is something you would be intrested in exploreing let me know if not thats ok too
I would belive that there has to be a looming market out their for fetish films that you would be able to make back the investment.


I would be intrested in a being filmed and making a set of fetish films around latexlynn

I would also enjoy a meeting with you not nessarely a session, but to meet and say hi and discuss away that we both could make out from this type of venture.

If I am wrong tell me as I respect your experence in this area.
I fully understand pay to play
And I very much know you are a pro.....In my eyes one of the best!
In my asking it was just trying to maybe help you get something
back on your investment.
I also did not mean to infer that I was asking for anything for nothing.
Networking is how business grows more business, my intrest was that
by joining forces we mite both make out in the market.
I hope you understand I was looking for a window and only wanted to
find out your feelings if it was a window or just a crazy idea that
would go no where.
I think the market is there but , I am looking for a person who
better knows the market, than I, hope you understand,
and do not want any misunderstanding as I respect you too much.

Wank mail is obviously a renewable resource. A lot more than good grammar and sentence construction.

He's just looking for attention.
Let's stop this, by not giving it to him !
Kinky C

I was thinking of putting both your ideas together and producing a double feature block buster HIT!
Rubbing noxema and putting hot towels on the Kahlua long pig to COOK IT after SHAVING IT BALD and poking it with RED HOT CIGARS!

Ms Boss

Kinky you know I love you and was just jaggin' yins.

BTW - he just sent the email AGAIN. LOL

Ms Boss

MIB
You and I must session some time !
Kinky C

I would like that - and take pictures for your Lady too!

Ms Boss

MIB,
Just pictures ? No we need to make a DVD, as you will be SHAVING MY HEAD BALD, WHILE YOU SMOKE YOUR CUBAN CIGAR !!!
Kinky C

LOL

HA !!
Kinky C

Hello Mistress. How are You today? My name is Chris. I am a 33 year old male living in a small town in rural West Virginia. I lived in the great Steel City of Pittsburgh for five years while going to college. I am a BS graduate of Duquesne University. I double majored in both English and Business Administration. I am heterosexual -- I have a live-in girlfriend of nearly 10 years now. I am contacting you for your expertise and most apparent wisdom regarding a few D/s questions that have been rumbling inside my head. I have been having Female Dominance fantasies for over a decade. Even at the age of six, I can remember stripping naked to please the girl next door's whim. During my college years, the Female Dominance fantasies intensified and I started purchasing Female Dominant materials such as videos from LEDA and Jennifer Brooks. I am a novice to the Scene and have never had the privilege of experiencing a professional. I have mentally struggled with accepting that I may be a true submissive because it goes against the grain of how I was raised and also how I live the rest of my life outside of sexuality. I was raised Catholic, in an Italian-American, patriarchal family. I live the rest of my life, such as my professional career, with dominance. In the bedroom, I'm always the aggressor and I do enjoy the Sadistic side of giving a spanking as well as the thought of receiving one. I guess I'm truly a switch but the undiscovered masochistic fantasies are currently taking precedence. Probably the most powerful catalyst to my Female Dominance fantasies was when I saw the screenplay based on Gore Vidal's book, "Myra Breckenridge." I have a strap-on fetish. The whole scene where stunning Raquel Welch adorns herself with a strap-on and puts it to the male actor. Since seeing this, I have had numerous strap-on fantasies. Such fantasies cause psychological problems for me because I don't know how to deal with them. It makes me unsure of my sexuality. Do these fantasies mean that I am actually bisexual? I don't think so because I honestly have no desire or fantasies of being with another man and the strap-on I picture being used on me is more conceptual in shape than is realistic. It is the mind blowing fact that there is a Woman's Vulva behind the strap-on that makes it so sexy for me. The humiliation that a woman is turning the s and giving it to me for a change seems to be the great attraction for me. Also, I am only interested in anal penetration of the strap-on. Orally sucking a dildo repulses me. In my fantasies I'm always handcuffed or otherwise immobilized so I can hide behind the fact that the act is against my will. I am completely paranoid about my friends and/or co-workers ever finding out about my secret. I even bought a TerraFirma Harness and small dildo in efforts to try and get my girlfriend to live out my fantasies with me, much to no avail. I worry that I may not be able to look myself in the eyes again as a man if I go through with my fantasy with a professional. Please help me decide if a Session with You would be right for me. I'm very interested! Please email me some of Your thoughts and comments regarding my dilemma. Thank You ever so much for Your time!

This guy is really messed up. Soooo funny-

I worry that I may not be able to look myself in the eyes again as a man if I go through with my fantasy with a professional.

Hahaha- he would make a great comedian-bs graduate - yes he is