doc,
Funny, tongue depressors have not bothered me, I guess because they are just stuck down your throat not "dragged" on the tongue or scraped on your teeth like you lick a spoon.
brrr

yes, actually. That one comes to mind...

And you, naughty surferdoc, are damned lucky you're very far away right now or I'd be chasing you around, smacking your bottom!

I'm sorry my friend, but no... they're not. Clowns are NOT people, they are evil murderers with big fake smiles that kill children after dragging them under their beds with the temptations of ice cream and candy and no more homework ever!

At least, that's what they have been doing in my nightmares ever since I was a teensy girl.

Hell, I used to live with Harlequinn, clown fetishist extraordinaire, and on this we could never agree! Because I was right and she wouldn't accept it. Obviously.

xoxoxoxoxo

no frowns!

That's not a clown, these are clowns!

Dear Mistress Wynter,

With all due respect ...

Actually, that is a much SCARIER thought!

Now, I'm truly afraid to visit NYC!

Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers and Very Respectfully,

surferdoc

Paper cuts!!! Always been freaked out abut getting them.

Hmmmmm... Bugs are mainly protein, and some stir fry rather nicely.

pshaw! you're looking for airline tickets right now!

Hello Ms. Katya -

Of course, this just invites someone to store these target points for session use... :~P

Rubber snakes/bugs/creepies. - I'd rather take an electric eel off a fish hook. And I don't mind dealing with the real life animals for the most part. And I certainly don't mind rubber in other instances!

The unfinished/rough surfaces of two ceramic/porcelain/brick surfaces rubbing together. It makes my fillings hurt and my toes curl. Take two coffee cups and rub their bases together, and I could be reduced to begging for mercy. (An aside - I'm going outside right after I post this to do some masonry work around the house. I'll have music cranked in the earbuds to avoid the sound of bricks rubbing each other.)

Re: Small wet pieces of paper - Wow - you must go bonkers after a parade in the rain!
I dislike cigarette butts for all kinds of reasons.
I haven't heard of a foam dislke until now. Is it the slimy kind of shaving cream foam, or is it bubbles like in a foaming hand soap or bubble bath that gets to you?

Yes, they are. I'm trying to figure out how you and Ms. HQ work around this.


I know a few other people that feel the same way. I'm theorizing that this is due to a 'splinter in the tongue experience' in youth.


Whoops - Here I'll respectfully disagree. (And I have A LOT of respect for you!) Not my thing since at least junior high, but there is nothing wrong with it. I'm a big salsa on eggs person btw.


How many pre-teens do you regularly have dinner with?

Huevos rancheros--delicioso!

Hi, Katya-

In the past, I would have said needles, but not anymore!

Hmm... there are a few things which weird me out a little, but nothing major. I definitely cannot stand water in my face or the smell of lamb grease. Some tattoos which look like ripped skin give me the heebie jeebies (sp?). Oh, there is an episode of Next Generation where Lore lifts up his fingernail that, for some reason, makes me quite ill.

Or, like so many other people, I only have to hear a single phrase which sets off a video in my head, causing a verbal, 'Ack!,' and a sever case of the shudders. The phrase... wait for it... Joe Theismann. Use this phrase sparingly in public, and only for good, not for evil.

Ack! Shudder. Repeat.

-Regan

Hi, I obey Mrs Shane,

Shall I send this adorable little thing to crawl all over you?



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Until later, take care! :-)

Cheers,

surferdoc

Earlobes stretched to make those big holes in them.
Gives me the worst case of the willies.
Guy on the train tonight had those and I came close to having a conniption because of it. Eeep!

-Regan

I figure that my ancestors didn't leave the jungle just to readopt the jungle's fashions. No stretched earlobes here, and I won't stick bone through my nose either!

It's funny, as I'm pretty much a live & let live person. I was at a client's not too long ago, and one of the staff had obviously removed some rather large piercings from his ears. There was still a hole big enough to put one's pinkie through. I was wondering what that'll be like years from now?

Snakes. Old ladies' housedresses. Gretchen Carlson. Comb-overs. Capri pants. Pauly Shore. Weeping willow sap. The Lawrence Welk Show. Flying monkeys. Bishop Sheen (google him) scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. Mold on things found way back on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator. Tongue piercings. Televangelists.

Wow - I don't understand weeping willow sap, but other than that, there's a whole lot of badness there.

Yeesh!

Heavy women in tight spandex

People who smell as though they can't spell the word WIPE.

Regrettably, I join Domina M in being squicked by braces.

Speaking of tight spandex, I was at the airport today waiting for Mistress LunaSea and Shannon to arrive, and a young lady stopped and stood in front of me. She was wearing some kind of shortish blouse, and spandex tights, all the way up to her waist.

She had a generous bottom, of rather the sort I like, and there was nothing left to the imagination, front or behind. She was with a couple of older women. San Diego being a military town, I assumed she was waiting for her serviceman to come home, and was dressed to give him a treat.

To my surprise, another older woman came down the escalator, and all the women greeted one another and left. There was certainly no romantic vibe going on, and they all looked similar enough to be close relatives.

I found it very strange that this woman would go to the airport to pick up her aunt (?) dressed so provocatively. Not that I minded--but it was odd.

Étienne

Especially if it's streaked brown with hard water stains.

I'm going to come over, dressed as a clown and eat mayonaisse with one of those tiny spoons.

I don't mind it if it is cooked but if it's raw, I get all icky with it.

Raw chicken grosses me out a lot. I get very disgusted with touching it.