- It's Sunday. Why don't
you guys go out and eat a waffle somewhere!
- Oh, you are late. I
see. I suppose your sweater got caught in the electric garage door and
you couldn't get down until your brother came home from the farm, and
your neighbor ate your homework. How many tumers did you say you got
on your way over here?
- you know what to do at
the tone! Now do it!
- Kiss My butt. I want
to hear you kiss it!
- Don't go anywhere
-(when you are in bondage - followed by a maniacal laugh and stomping
- I'm gonna' spank you
until your teeth shake!
- Take your time and
Hey! This is not a 'free
service', or a 'sexual service'. This is not a 'service' period. you
will have the 'type' of session you want (if you are accepted), but I
don't go around 'servicing you' during the session. Are you having some
trouble understanding all of this? OK, then I will form some analogies.
So - you are a professional baseball player! Well - good for you! :)
How'd ya like it if ya kept gettin' calls from dorky-doofs askin' ya ta
'play ball fer free' in their backyards? How 'bout on yer day off? Wait
a minute! I thought you were 'lifestyle!' So, you are a stockbroker.
That's nice. Gee, do you have sex with your clients? Do you make your
clients give you bj's? Do your clients ask if they can 'take a peek' at
your c***? Do your clients ask you if they can do anything to 'please'
you? So, you are a pizza dude. Gee, that sucks. Do your clients ever
stare at your breasts, even though they are covered? Do your clients
leave filthy balled up washcloths and towels lying around your bathroom?
How about skid marks on your toilet? Do your clients leave your toilet
seat up? They do!?! Your kidding. Well then, you should make them eat
sushi off the toilet rim. * Now that I have made you see how ridiculous
this type of behavior is, you will understand that it is possible to be
a professional Domina Who has scruples. No, you will never be a
professional Domina (I know most of you would love to be one - you are
forever trying to control instead of giving up control), though I am
sure you are accomplished at what you do. Respect Me, and what I do. *
|Hey, I get
away with everything on this page!
I suppose I've ruined the
fantasy for many of you now. That shrieking you hear coming from the
other side of the building on rare occasions is My macaw - not some
By the way, if I see
pictures of boo-bird on any other websites, or if his name is used
illegally to promote other sites, I will prosecute.
This Boss Rant is long
If you don't like
humiliation that's too bad because this is free! harrumph!
situations are turning Me into a crankmiester! Listen to your artistic
Queen stomp Her Foot in irritation!
It appears that I cannot
stress the importance of not sending a script.
Today a foolish doofus
snail mailed Me a script the size of a phone book.
Since I was doing yard
work I ran over it with the lawn mower. he then called to inform Me that
money had been in the package as well.
Oh well, whatever.
Like I really care. Do it 'My way' boys, and make Me happy. Didn't your
Mother ever teach you not to mail a Mistress cash? After all, She might
just run over it with Her lawnmower!
If you must send Me
something - no 200 act plays (save some trees), and make your letters
concise and short. Purchase a money order and call to say it is on its
I do realize that some of
you pencil neck dweebs pursue 'free humiliation' by calling and annoying
Me. I do happen to be quite a verbal person. Those of you who play these
games will find out quickly that everything is My Way. If you join My
website that does not 'entitle' you to be irritating on the phone
towards Me. I will 'waste your time back' by NOT canceling your
membership (as you dolts always request through your pitiful rambling
emails) - but I will in effect ignore you, causing you to have to fend
for yourself with Verotel. Canceling your membership will then take
much, much longer. ha ha ha. Ah! Now I feel much better! See? I'm way
ahead a all yins! (Pixbergeez)
Shop 'n slave - Let's go! "Forced buy!"
All stalkers will
eventually wake up in the middle of the night to find bowling balls and
broken glass in their shabby archie-bunker style
Feces will appear at
work and home in the most inappropriate places, causing loss of wives,
girlfriends or boyfriends, and employment.
Do I make Myself
Then don't 'go ahead
and make My Day'.
you know you want to